So, I went down to the patent office to register some of my new inventions. First, I took out my latest invention, a folding bottle.
The woman at the counter says "So what do you call it?"
"A fottle." I reply.
Next I take out my second invention, a folding carton. "I call it a farton."
At this, the woman chuckles to herself and says, "I can't register these, they don't make much sense and one sounds rather rude."
Outraged at this answer, I stormed out of the office without showing her my folding bucket.
2007-06-30
07:29:19
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