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BESIDES abstinence!

I've decided to stop trying to ask serious questions anymore. My office is full of tumbleweeds and the crickets keep me up at night.

2007-06-30 06:55:10 · 16 answers · asked by Tik 2 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

16 answers

The condom that Joseph kept in his wallet and never used...

2007-06-30 06:59:38 · answer #1 · answered by Glock 32 2 · 1 1

The Immaculate Conception is the conception of Mary through sexual intercorse between her parents and not the virginal Conception of Jesu by Mary through the power of the Holy Spirit. IC means that Mary was kept free from the soul-wound and pollution of Original Sin throuh no merit of her own but through the application of Jesus perfect merits for the sake of Christ's being conceived in a pure vessel since He is the All-Pure water o f Life.

2007-06-30 14:02:52 · answer #2 · answered by James O 7 · 0 3

A friend of mine in high school, fearing that she was pregnant, stayed up all night to pray.."Dear God, please let me not be pregnant".

She found out a day or so later that she wasn't - we've called her an example of the immaculate contraception!

2007-06-30 13:59:48 · answer #3 · answered by FlyGirl24 6 · 2 0

Any activity which does not put sperm anywhere near vagina will work. Abstinence is only the extreme form.

2007-06-30 14:01:27 · answer #4 · answered by auntb93 7 · 0 1

That is A False Doctrine.... started and perpetrated by the Catholic Church!

WE ARE ALL SINNERS..... Mary Included!

Romans 3:23 For ALL have sinned and come short of the Glory of GOD!

Besides JESUS... had Four Brothers... and at least 2 Sisters!

Thanks, RR

2007-06-30 13:59:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 5

Yeah, abstinence didn't work so well for Mary, did it?

2007-06-30 13:59:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

I think that is a french benefit of being christian..

2007-06-30 14:00:49 · answer #7 · answered by Ringo the Monkey Boy 2 · 0 0

Ancient formula...........
One should hold an aspirin between their knees.

2007-06-30 14:13:00 · answer #8 · answered by WillRogerswannabe 7 · 1 0

LOL--tragic typos has nothing on you!

2007-06-30 14:16:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Was that meant to be amusing? NOT!

2007-06-30 15:20:26 · answer #10 · answered by jasmin2236 7 · 0 1

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