George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell
where the Devil is waiting for him. "I don't know what to
do here," says the Devil. "You're on my list but I have no
room for you, but you definitely have to stay here, so
I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got 3 people here
who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go,
but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide
who leaves."
George thought that sounded pretty good, deal so he
agreed. The devil opened the first room. In it was Ted
Kennedy and a large pool of water. He kept resurfacing
over and over and over, gasping for air. Such was his fate in hell.
"No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a
good swimmer and don't think I could do that all day long."
The devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair
with a hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing
the hammer, time after time after time, and more rocks
appeared. "No! I've got this problem with my shoulder. I
would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks
all day!" commented George.
The devil opened a third door. In it, George saw Bill
Clinton lying naked on the floor with his arms staked over
his head and his legs staked in spread eagle pose. Bent
over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.
George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and
finally said,"Yeah, I could handle this."
The devil smiled and said... "Monica, you're free to go!"
2007-06-30 05:35:08 · 24 answers · asked by ROSIE 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Where did you get that from ? Funny very funny.
2007-06-30 05:40:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Freakin' Hilarious
2007-06-30 12:43:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
that is hilarious but wrong i wish my dad wouldve read that i wouldve got in trouble but i would love to see his face nice cover up asking a real question!
2007-06-30 12:39:54 · answer #3 · answered by lil_sweetheart024 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats best story ive heard in years (well i havent had many years im only 13 lol)
2007-06-30 12:39:29 · answer #4 · answered by Ahmad B 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
best i've heard in a good long while
im still laughing
2007-06-30 12:48:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny
2007-06-30 12:45:41 · answer #6 · answered by happynessrunsinacircularmotion 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
freaking fantabulous ROFL
2007-06-30 12:45:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol this is the best one I 've heard so far
2007-06-30 12:53:54 · answer #8 · answered by stupid 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ROFL! That one was great...thanks!
2007-06-30 12:38:49 · answer #9 · answered by kturner5265 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hellllllllllllllll yea !
haha.. that's good stuff that there!
2007-06-30 13:57:11 · answer #10 · answered by SweetElf 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋