Cross the road? What in hell was she doing out of the kitchen?
2007-06-30 05:14:12 · 14 answers · asked by Smarter than the average bear 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Maybe jokes like this are why I've been divorced 3 times?
Cheer- I am a chauvanist, not a racist.
Wedge-Thanks! I never knew that. Pluck yew too!
Can you say "I may not be a pheasant plucker or a feather pluckers son but I can pluck a pheasant feather till the feather plucker comes"?
2007-06-30 05:32:48 · update #1
very funny . I love the non p.c. humor
2007-06-30 05:16:41 · answer #1 · answered by Suicide642 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Pluck Yew!
Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured English soldiers. Without the middle finger, it would be impossible to draw the renowned English longbow and therefore be incapable of fighting
in the future.
This famous weapon was made of the native English Yew tree, and the act of drawing the longbow was known as "plucking the yew." Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset and began
mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated French,saying, "See, we can still pluck yew! PLUCK YEW!"
Over the years, some 'folk etymologies' have grown up around this symbolic gesture. Since 'pluck yew' is rather difficult to say (like "pleasant mother pheasant plucker", which is who you had to go to for the feathers used on the arrows for the longbow), the difficult consonant cluster at
the beginning has gradually changed to a labiodental fricative 'F', and thus the words often used in conjunction with the one-finger-salute aremistakenly thought to
have something to do with an intimate encounter.
It is also because of the pheasant feathers on the arrows that the symbolic gesture is known as "giving the bird".
2007-06-30 12:26:02 · answer #2 · answered by wedgemom 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Apparently you don't understand how to treat women.
Women can do whatever men do and if we belong in the kitchen you belong on the couch...
Yeah this might be the reason you;ve been divorced three times....DUH!!!!!
2007-06-30 12:30:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Maybe because I enjoy your jokes is why I have been divorced 3 times, too!!!
2007-06-30 12:41:21 · answer #4 · answered by Sarrafzedehkhoee 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
She was busy dragging her tied up sexist pig of a husband into the middle of the road
2007-06-30 12:18:17 · answer #5 · answered by gotagetaweigh 4 · 4⤊ 1⤋
the woman crossed the road to pick her husband up after his hillbilly vasectomy..obviously he couldn't walk for some time
2007-06-30 13:32:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
She went over to get that drunken sot of a husband inside before he died from the pounding the feminists were giving him.
2007-06-30 12:19:48 · answer #7 · answered by Jess 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
She was joining the other women who were standing up to guys like you who think like you do.
WAY TO GO LADIES !!!
2007-06-30 13:36:39 · answer #8 · answered by Steven H 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Ok buddy if you haven't learned this yet then its about time,
WOMEN CAN DO WHATEVER MEN CAN DO AND WE CAN DO IT WHILE WEARING HEELS!!!!
2007-06-30 13:08:22 · answer #9 · answered by WonderGirl 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I wish [if you're still single]your future wife will whip your a***everytime you'll escape from her kitchen. lol.If your married I hope she'll find out what you just said and whip your a***.
2007-06-30 12:23:01 · answer #10 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 4⤋