Secend prank letter. Any good? to send them to other peoples houses but with their neigh?
With reference to your telephone conversation on the 21 March with my colleague Jeremy Dundole, thank you for taking the time to raise your concerns regarding our continence products. All concerns are important to TENA and we welcome the opportunity to address the issues you have raised.
I am sorry to hear about the problems you have experienced recently with the TENA disposable pull-up range. TENA are the leading supplier of hygiene products for bladder weakness and faecal incontinence here in the UK, we find it deeply disturbing that your pad unexpectedly exploded while doing you shopping leaving you covered in faeces. We are sincerely sorry. We can only speculate on how unpleasant it must have been for you and the shoppers around you.
After a lengthy investigation we could not find any sufficient evidence to say our product was to fault. We can not take any responsibility.
We suggest you use a more absorbent undergarment as our adult disposable pull-up may be unsuitable for your chronic faecal incontinence. We recommend you try our TENA SLIP all-in-one nappy for added security. As a gesture of good will we will send you a packet of our TENA SLIPS as soon as possible.
Should your encounter any more problems with your incontinence pads exploding again please get in touch as soon as possible Mr Brown on the number above or email me at jenny-dribbles@hotmail.co.uk
2007-06-30 04:54:23 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
I want to send a prank letter?
to some randem people for the phone book. What do you think of my first attemp? Has taken me a long time to get it right. Any good? Oh and send them to other peoples houses but with their neighbors name on it.
2007-06-30 04:55:29 · update #1
I think It's funny I just hope the people you send it to have a sense of humor! Don't get caught. Oh and by the way try to make your sentences complete as possible it sounds a bit more credible that way. Maybe type your letters out so there is no handwriting and no way to identify you. Wear gloves it couldn't hurt and drop them off at a post box that's not at the post office. Ooh and wear sunglasses and a hat too! Besides it's more fun that way!
2007-06-30 05:06:34 · answer #1 · answered by Jeanette 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not only is it rubbish but if you get caught you'll be in BIG trouble - sending that sort of thing through the post is frowned upon from a great height !-
2007-06-30 05:44:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
you know that is against the law and if you get caught you'll get in trouble I can not even think of. That risk is not worth doing.
2007-06-30 04:58:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hah hah you're a riot :) O would try that on someone when I'm in a good mood, hopefully soon
2007-06-30 05:27:09 · answer #4 · answered by Phoenix 寶尚羿 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
you got way to much time billybigwilly!
Go get yourself a girlfriend! she will put you straight dude!
2007-06-30 05:01:41 · answer #5 · answered by truluv exists! 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lol! That's funny. Be careful if you go ahead.
2007-06-30 05:28:27 · answer #6 · answered by xenonvalkyrie 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Seems pretty childish to me.
2007-06-30 04:57:51 · answer #7 · answered by j3nny3lf 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You need to find a hobby...
2007-06-30 04:57:04 · answer #8 · answered by DontPanic 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
billybigWILLY,billysmallBRAIN.
2007-06-30 05:00:58 · answer #9 · answered by michael k 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
...I think it is genius....
2007-06-30 05:21:59 · answer #10 · answered by Buttsmear 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋