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One day the Sultan decided to go on holiday.
Problem was, he had one favourite wife that he did not trust, he also had 300 hundred servants that he trusted even less.

To ease his worries, the sultan decided he would put a Rat Trap up inside his favourite wife.

The deed done, the sultan goes off on his holidays for a fortnight.

On his return, he lines all his man servants up and tells them to drop their trousers.

He walks along the line and sees that all but one of the servants have a small stump of a todger left.

He rants and raves and has all the servants (bar the one faithfull one) executed.
Then he turns to the servant and says
"One faithfull servant, ask for anything and it will be yours"

The servant replied "Umph argetd bartwen unflspgh"

2007-06-30 04:22:53 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

cheer

ah another faceless fart, does not allow email or im.
nice of you to grace us with your annonimity.
wish the weekend was over so you younguns could go back to school.

2007-06-30 04:32:31 · update #1

rambooze

i've told you a million times, dont exagerate

2007-06-30 04:37:28 · update #2

15 answers

I thawt that wath thunny!!

PMSL!!
Have a *

2007-06-30 05:52:17 · answer #1 · answered by . 6 · 0 0

Heard it a 100 years ago

2007-06-30 04:35:02 · answer #2 · answered by Rambooze 5 · 0 1

Haven't cracked the code yet. But I'm working on it.

2007-06-30 04:39:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Doesn't the sultan give head?

2007-06-30 04:29:19 · answer #4 · answered by Albinoballs 5 · 2 1

That is kinda funny

2007-06-30 04:33:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

that is so funny i loved it 10/10

2007-06-30 04:27:24 · answer #6 · answered by Baby 3 · 0 1

For the thick amongst you...(Cheer et al).......his tongue had been cut off....NOW do you get it??..Give me strength.
Good one Sir, I'd not heard it before.

2007-06-30 08:10:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

haha..lol..good one..but i heard that before, just in a different version.. :)

2007-06-30 04:32:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

saves cutting his tongue off
ha ha ha

2007-06-30 04:32:29 · answer #9 · answered by MYKLIA G 5 · 0 0

Yawn...

2007-06-30 04:50:37 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 0 1

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