One day the Sultan decided to go on holiday.
Problem was, he had one favourite wife that he did not trust, he also had 300 hundred servants that he trusted even less.
To ease his worries, the sultan decided he would put a Rat Trap up inside his favourite wife.
The deed done, the sultan goes off on his holidays for a fortnight.
On his return, he lines all his man servants up and tells them to drop their trousers.
He walks along the line and sees that all but one of the servants have a small stump of a todger left.
He rants and raves and has all the servants (bar the one faithfull one) executed.
Then he turns to the servant and says
"One faithfull servant, ask for anything and it will be yours"
The servant replied "Umph argetd bartwen unflspgh"
2007-06-30
04:22:53
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cheer
ah another faceless fart, does not allow email or im.
nice of you to grace us with your annonimity.
wish the weekend was over so you younguns could go back to school.
2007-06-30
04:32:31 ·
update #1
rambooze
i've told you a million times, dont exagerate
2007-06-30
04:37:28 ·
update #2