Complaining that when he breaks wind, the sound his backside makes sounds like "Honda"
The doctor cant fathom the problem so refers him to a specialist at the hospital.
The specialist at the hospital has no clue as to the problem but tells him to go see a little chinese man who works wonders.
So offf to see the little chinese man
"What is major pwoblem" says the chineseman
"Well when I break wind, the sound comes out like Honda"
"Please remove honourable trousers and let this humble person see pwoblem" says the chinaman
Having removed his trousers the chinaman inspects the aforementioned area.
"Ah so, I now see pwoblem" says chinaman.
"Bloody hell, that was quick, whats the matter with me?" says the patient.
"You have absses on backside, probably caused by loneliness" says chinaman.
"How can you tell that when all the doctots and specialists couldn't detect it?" says the patient
"Cause absses makes the fart go Honda" says the chinaman
2007-06-30 03:45:21 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol nice one.star for you.
2007-06-30 04:16:47 · answer #1 · answered by toastxcore 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was blooming brilliant!
How novel to find a new joke!!!! Well done!
10/10 + a star (only wish I could give you 2!!)
2007-06-30 11:13:09 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Honda orders, that was bad, lol
2007-06-30 10:54:52 · answer #3 · answered by The_Informer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL It mustbe saturday. So many on line. YAHOO>>>>>
2007-06-30 11:28:31 · answer #4 · answered by Rambooze 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a f**t of fresh air, nice one.
2007-06-30 10:57:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO. Nice one star for that.
2007-06-30 10:53:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
is is honda there?
is it honda the table?
honda up i'm starving
2007-06-30 10:50:53 · answer #7 · answered by MYKLIA G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha
2007-06-30 12:16:26 · answer #8 · answered by Black 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha original
2007-06-30 10:51:21 · answer #9 · answered by josey 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol,i like that one
2007-06-30 10:57:54 · answer #10 · answered by soulsista20 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋