Charlie and his wife Ruth went to the state fair every year. Every year Charlie would say, "Ruth, i'd like to ride in that airplane."
Ruth would always reply, "I know Charlie, but that airplane ride costs £25, and £25 is £25."
One particular year Charlie and Ruth went to the fair and Charlie said, "Ruth, i'm 80 years old. If i don't ride that airplane I might never get another chance."
Ruth replied,"Charlie, that airplane costs £25, and £25 is £25."
The airplane pilot overheard them and said, "Folks, i'll make you a deal. I'll take you both up for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say one word, I won't charge you; but if you do say a word it's £25."
Charle and Ruth agreed and off they went. The pilot did all kinds of twists and turns and rolls and dives to try and earn his £25, but not one word was heard. He did all his tricks over and over again, but still no word.
When they landed, the pilot turned to Charlie and said,
2007-06-30 03:20:04 · 15 answers · asked by MYKLIA G 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"That's amazing, I did everything I could think of to get you to yell out, but you didn't."
Charlie replied, "Well, I was gonna say something when Ruth fell out, but £25 is £25!"
2007-06-30 03:21:38 · update #1
That was worth the ride just to have lost my wife, on any other day I would have throttled you like a fat turkey pecking my fox's to bit's, but £25 is, after all, £25 and who needs a roof when you have a plane?
2007-06-30 03:45:28 · answer #1 · answered by Albinoballs 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Not the end I expected but very funny!
Sorry reminds me of a couple that I know.
2007-06-30 03:27:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMIAO I'd sue the pilot for my money back
2007-06-30 11:25:06 · answer #3 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, like it, wasn't expecting the punchline:)
2007-06-30 03:59:34 · answer #4 · answered by askmeanother 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA!that had me tickeld pink,poor soul,i'd come back and haunt him!
2007-06-30 05:19:30 · answer #5 · answered by "!" 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cheaper than a divorce l guess
2007-06-30 04:01:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice punch line LOLOLOLOLOL
2007-06-30 03:44:45 · answer #7 · answered by Rambooze 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Justice is served..
2007-06-30 03:59:02 · answer #8 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha! LIked it!! Not expected at all!!
2007-06-30 07:53:47 · answer #9 · answered by sammi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!
rofl, lol, and all that!
very good, here have a nice shiny star!
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2007-06-30 04:45:30 · answer #10 · answered by Klick 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋