Waiting to sign on at the job centre.
Brian the jobseekers Interviewer says to Irishman
Q- "Name?"
A- "McCoy
Q- "Occupation?"
A- "Puff"
Q- "Explain please?"
A- "I worked at a balloon factory blowing up and testing balloons"
Interviewer syays to Scotsman
Q- "Name Please?"
A- "McCoy"
Q- "Occupation?"
A- "Puff"
Q- "Did you work at the balloon factory?"
A- "No. I worked at the candle factory, lighting up and blowing out candles to test them"
Interviewer says to cockney-
Q- "Name please?"
A- "McCoy"
Q- "Occupation?"
A- "Puff"
Q- "Did you work at the balloon factory?"
A- "No"
Q- "Did you work at the candle factory?"
A- "No sweetie, I'm the real McCoy
2007-06-30 03:07:20 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
gusdiamong
sorry about the quality but three violations for telling jokes in the real world would leave any prospective joke teller to assume that this scetion of YA is not ready or not capable of handling reality.
When you cant mention any of the following
$%^&%$%£$"
or @:@?><>?><
or (*&^&*
or ^%$£$
or :>
becuase some d/stick reports you
then there aint a lot left to tell jokes about
2007-06-30 03:18:05 · update #1
sorry, for scotsman read irishman
msut keep mr grumpy happy
2007-06-30 03:24:10 · update #2
Well I don't care about the others but I loved it..............
2007-06-30 03:49:32 · answer #1 · answered by Rambooze 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well done..I've been reported by some prats for rude (ish) jokes too, some even don't make it on to the screen...PC rules YA. It's a shame Google don't have a Q&A..they wouldn't be as namby pamby.
2007-06-30 08:04:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know a girl in a Mississippi town, makes her living going up and down. She's an elevator operator!!!!
2007-06-30 03:11:50 · answer #3 · answered by Big Feet 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-06-30 04:00:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where did the Scotsman come from?
2007-06-30 03:12:32 · answer #5 · answered by malcolm g 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Either I'm struggling or that is awful.
Unless you are 4 years old then - Well Done!
2007-06-30 03:10:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
did he work at a cigarette factory :-)
2007-06-30 03:25:37 · answer #7 · answered by ravish2006 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i liked it â»
if others can't appreciate don't say anything at all
â»
2007-06-30 08:49:51 · answer #8 · answered by DeBBie™ 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
wel there goes a great one.
2007-06-30 03:12:36 · answer #9 · answered by mariolla oneill 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
ha ha, not funny
2007-06-30 03:40:40 · answer #10 · answered by jenni 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋