Two men decide to go to a fancy dress party dressed as a cow.
Taking a short cut across a field, harry in the front of the cow hears a noise and says to fred in the back end -
"Hey Fred, there's a bull charging towards us"
"What are we gonna do?" says Fred
Harry says "Well I'm gonna nibble some grass, you'd better brace yourself!"
2007-06-30 02:46:10 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
b_a_blonde34
you would have done if you had been in the back end of the cow costume
2007-06-30 02:50:47 · update #1
malcolm g
sorry, people like you who have been everywhere, done and seen everything are so hard to please.
Perhaps you could enlighten us with some perfect little gems you have picked up along the way.
(and I'm not talking about your testicles!, or maybe I am!)
2007-06-30 03:21:57 · update #2
Heard a variation on that, but still like it though.
Also a variation on the bull one but still funny
Because of the pheasant pluckers out there, have a star
2007-06-30 03:36:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the bulls not impressed, but Fred says again again
2007-06-30 03:45:51 · answer #2 · answered by MYKLIA G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
did you touch a nerve with malcom g ,a poor malcom .any way you tell great jokes keep them coming
2007-06-30 04:02:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehehehe!!!
2007-06-30 02:49:49 · answer #4 · answered by Outsider 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmm...
could have done with a better presentation...
but a funny one indeed
2007-06-30 03:07:43 · answer #5 · answered by ravish2006 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe heard it before but still funny.
2007-06-30 04:22:47 · answer #6 · answered by toastxcore 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah lol
that would be a strange sensation
2007-06-30 02:52:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
huh
2007-06-30 02:59:09 · answer #8 · answered by nisha10mabry 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wouldn't wanna be in Fred's plaace...... hehehe _
2007-06-30 02:53:34 · answer #9 · answered by Joka B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-06-30 02:51:53 · answer #10 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋