A blonde and a brunette are driving down the highway in a convertible. The brunette knows that she's speeding so she asks the blonde if there's a cop behind them. The blonde looks behind her and sees a cop and tells the brunette. The brunette then asks if his he's got his lights on. The blonde replies "Yes...No...Yes...No...Yes...N...
One day, a blonde went to a ventriloquist show. During the show, the ventriloquist used his "dummy" to make fun of blondes. The crowd roared with laughter, but the blonde was angry.
Outraged, she stood up and said, "How dare you make fun of blondes!"
The ventriloquist replied saying, "Madam, I'm very sorry. But it's just part of the act."
The blonde screamed, "You shutup! I'm talking to the little man on your knee!"
or my favorite
A blonde was going on a plane trip to New York. When the attendant came by and asked for her ticket, she told the blonde,"I'm sorry. Your ticket isn't for first class. Could you please move to your seat." The blonde replied,"Im blonde, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to New York." The attendant said,"That's fine miss, but you'll have to go to your seat." The blonde responded again, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to New York."
This conversation continued, always with the blonde's same response. The attendant got so upset that she went to the captain and told him about the blonde. The captain went and whispered something in the blonde's ear and the blonde immeadiately got up and went to her seat in coach.
The attendant asked the captain how he got the stubborn blonde to move. He said, "I just told her that this part of the plane wasn't going to New York."
2007-06-30 02:36:47 · 11 answers · asked by ? 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yes i no some have heard them before but thats not what i asked
2007-06-30 02:37:37 · update #1
I can not decide between the second and third. :)
2007-06-30 02:57:37 · answer #1 · answered by alex301mi 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I thought the first on was pretty good. You do realize that the blonds will be coming after you now?
2007-06-30 09:44:33 · answer #2 · answered by MAD MEL 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I loved the second one the best
2007-06-30 10:36:37 · answer #3 · answered by soulsista20 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao.. i liked all.. but the last one "blonde on the plane trip" is the best... Hilarious
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
good one.. thanx for the laugh
2007-06-30 09:45:33 · answer #4 · answered by PerFecT StrAngEr.. is back 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
alright so i am a blonde and i really dont care about the blonde jokes because i think they are funny.
but i like the 2nd one the best. :]
2007-06-30 10:55:46 · answer #5 · answered by Lucy P 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the second 1 was funny
2007-06-30 09:56:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
i like the second one the best!!
2007-06-30 09:52:35 · answer #7 · answered by Moni Bee 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
HAHAA the second one, hilarious.
2007-06-30 09:46:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
my a** goes to your favorite
2007-06-30 10:19:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i loved all 3 of them.....................
2007-06-30 11:03:43 · answer #10 · answered by Rambooze 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋