A man and his wife are awakened, at 3 o'clock in the morning by
a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the
door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3 o'clock in the morning!
He slams the door and returns to bed.
Who was that?" asked his wife.
Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
Did you help him? She asks
No, I did not, it is 3 o'clock in the morning and it is pouring out there!"
"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you
remember, about three months ago when we broke down, and
those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.
He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes" comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?", calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband
"Over here on the swing!", replies the drunk.
2007-06-30 02:18:53 · 10 answers · asked by ? 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Well, the man thought that the drunk wanted help to push THE CAR, not the swing. So, remembering how some other people helped him, the man decided to still help the drunk, and the punchline reveals how funny someone can be when he's drunk. _
2007-06-30 02:40:57 · answer #1 · answered by Joka B 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He wanted a push on the swing, the guy thought push the car 'cause it wouldn't start.
2007-06-30 15:10:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hes just a drunk guy who wants to play on some kids swing
while the sober guy thinks he means a push to his car
that prob broke down
2007-06-30 09:23:19 · answer #3 · answered by francis_wife4life 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
He had thought that his car broke down and he wanted him to help push his car out of the road but he wanted to be pushed on a swingset
2007-06-30 09:23:09 · answer #4 · answered by man0of0music 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
the drunk guy was swinging on the swings and wanted the guy to push him on the swing
2007-06-30 11:31:26 · answer #5 · answered by Moni Bee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he needs a push means he needs someone to push the swing...
2007-06-30 09:33:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Self explanatory!!! The drunk is a swinger!
2007-06-30 09:21:54 · answer #7 · answered by gardenerswv 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
lmao.. well, that was the most buggin drunk i have come across..
hahahahahahahhahahahahaha
good one.. thanx for sharing
2007-06-30 09:35:30 · answer #8 · answered by PerFecT StrAngEr.. is back 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
he wants him to help him play on the swing.its funny!heard it before
2007-06-30 09:40:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, what they said.
Potato
2007-06-30 09:36:47 · answer #10 · answered by Gamer_Nikko™ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋