A man lies dead in the desert, 200 miles in each direction from the nearest water.
He is fully clothed and no one else within sight
At his side is a package which, if he had opened it would have kept him alive.
Why did the man die
What was in the package
10 points for first correct answer
2007-06-30 01:02:35 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A parachute that he didnt open perhaps.
2007-06-30 01:05:37 · answer #1 · answered by carswoody 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
The man was lost in the desert for days. He couldn't find any
landmarks, so he started sticking slips of paper to cactuses he passed.
After another day of walking, with almost no water left, he came across this
cactus, which had a slip of paper on it already; he knew that he was walking
in circles, so rather than wait to die of thirst he shot himself.
2007-06-30 08:39:01 · answer #2 · answered by d_champz_here 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it couldent be a parachute because if the man jumped with a parachute he would still die from hunger thirst and heat. im guessing that water was in the package
2007-06-30 08:38:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
To the car bomber: Hopefully you can get your wish and be the dead body in the streets of London. Maybe you can take your cockroach self out to the River Thames and just drown yourself instead; that would also be funny and you would make a lot of people happy.
2007-06-30 08:31:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
He jumped out of plane and failed to open his parachute. The package is the parachute.
2007-06-30 08:25:33 · answer #5 · answered by PoohBear74 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He dies of thirst and hunger
a cell phone was in the package
2007-06-30 08:26:08 · answer #6 · answered by Violette 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a French letter
durexpect me to believe that
it was a parachute
2007-06-30 08:15:17 · answer #7 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
an airport waiting lounge? with 5 bars, a burger king and a free flight of his choice? long shot i know.
2007-06-30 08:07:42 · answer #8 · answered by Ghost Boy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a map
2007-06-30 08:24:23 · answer #9 · answered by suze 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mmmmm gotta be his parachute then!
2007-06-30 08:50:24 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋