On board a ship decide to mutiny.
The captain captures the three of them and sentences them to 50 lashes.
"Grab that Englishman and tie him to the mast" says the captain.
"Do you want anything on your back before punishment " says the captain
"Vaseline please" says the Englishman.
Receives his 50 lashes, is cut down and carried away unconcious.
"Grab that Scotsman" says the captain.
"Do you want anything on your back before receiving punishment" Says the captain.
"No, and you can kiss my ar-se" says the Scotsman.
The punishment is carried out and the Scotsman is cut free.
He promptly walks off with two fingers in the air.
"Grab the Irishman" says the captain.
"Do you want anything on your back before punishment" says the captain.
"The Scotsman" says paddy
2007-06-30 00:50:54 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats cheered me up and restored my confidence in the human race
have a star
2007-06-30 02:38:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very droll, I take it you're English. I ask because I've heard it a couple of times and the Englishman was always the guy on Paddy's back but hey I'm an equal opportunity joker everyone gets it in the end.... LMIAO
Have a star for you're effort in the hope that it'll encourage you to try harder.
Edit
Oh so you are English and from the North of England too What happened to that famous Geordie Wit.
2007-06-30 08:31:35 · answer #2 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good, it makes a change for the Irishman to come out looking intelligent!
2007-06-30 07:56:52 · answer #3 · answered by malcolm g 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ah you better watch cos this could be classed as racist..
i notice theres no jokes along the same lines with a china man, indian man and african man!!!
2007-06-30 07:59:58 · answer #4 · answered by tartanbeastie 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Haha!
2007-06-30 08:22:59 · answer #5 · answered by Violette 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice joke but kinda predictable....
2007-06-30 08:23:59 · answer #6 · answered by saudamini 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's really funny! ;) Keep 'em coming if you have any more good jokes like that.
2007-06-30 07:54:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke, keep them coming.
2007-06-30 08:36:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha, ha, ha, very funny!
Here's a star for making me laugh! *
2007-06-30 08:34:52 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
think thats realy funny
2007-06-30 08:25:49 · answer #10 · answered by suze 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋