Oh dear, 5000 people came to my party and i've only got 2 loaves and some fishes, what will i do?

Answer 1

Feed them.

Answer 2

Dont you mean only 2 friends came and you had 5000 loaves and some fish.

Answer 3

Nothing (well maybe you could get some water turned into wine).

Many, many years after your death, someone might say that those little loaves and fishes were more than enough for your guests.

Answer 4

Eh, well...make some tuna salad, slice the bread thin and toast it lightly, if you do it right, you can at least cover the h'ordoevres (I don't think I spelled that right, but spellcheck doesn't do french) Just look for the nearest creek, turn it into wine, they won't mind so much after awhile skinny-dipping in a creek full of wine... (just joking folks...)

Answer 5

Try coming to a church potluck where only four people brought stuff. It's amazing how everyone leaves full! Happens all the time.

Answer 6

Break 'em up, bless 'em, put 'em in baskets and start passing them around. When people see how little you have, they will donate some goodies, and before you knowit, you'll have a feast of leftovers!

Answer 7

Cannibalism?

Answer 8

That's easy,get a chocolate bar, so you can hook up with the other athiest on here that let a chocolate bar create all the worms you need..

bon a patete

Answer 9

Why would you be serving bread and fish at a party?

Answer 10

dont sweat on it 4988 of them are jews
if they cant wash thier hands they wont eat it any way

but they are allways prepaired and generouse [they will'st have food they cannot consume ,but that they will gladly share with your gentile brothers ]

you will have plenty then , perhaps even more than thee began with

Answer 11

slice everything really really tissue thin and see how far you can make it go. Good luck!
Alternatively you could try not being such a cheapskate and get the caterer's in.