car trouble?

Question

one foggy midnight as billy was driving home from the forest, his car died in the middle of nowhere. he got out and checked what was up, upon opening the hood, he saw that everything was okay,& his gas was still half full. he had goose bumps as the chilly wind blew. then suddenly, an old hermit with a long graying beard appeared near an old willow tree behind his car.

the hermit approached billy and told him to buy the book he was holding for $100

billy said it was too expensive but then the chilly wind blew even harder..so he bought it..before leaving the hermit said "never ever open the last page of this book or else you will regret it!" with that the hermit disappeared

billy got in his car and suddenly, the car started...billy was weirded out but he went home..

at home,billy couldn`t sleep, he kept on wondering what was on the last page of the book..after an hour of thinking he couldnt take it anymore so he flicked to the last page, and there it read:
"BOOK SALE $0.75"

Answer 1

That was fun.

Answer 2

great stuff!!!
it is worth the gooseflesh!!!!!

Morris complained to his friend Irving, that love making with his wife was becoming routine and boring.
"Get creative Morris. Break up the monotony. Why don't you try 'playing doctor' for an hour?
That's what I do," said Irving. "Sounds great," Morris replied, "but how do you make it last for an hour?" "Just keep her in the waiting room for 55 minutes!"

Answer 3

A little girl was running down the street to make it in time for Sunday school. As she was running she quickly sent up a prayer not to be late.
The next moment she stumbles and fall. After getting herself up and dusting herself of, she prays again:
"Dear Lord, I ask not to be late for Sunday school, but please don't push me."

Answer 4

how did his car fix?

Answer 5

FUNNY AS FCUK..