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A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.

How can this be?

2007-06-29 21:45:11 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

I'll post the answer tonight 9pm (UK) if nobody gets it.

2007-06-29 21:46:01 · update #1

16 answers

She took a photo of him and then developed it.

2007-06-29 21:47:24 · answer #1 · answered by Shona L 5 · 3 1

The Lady Takes A Pic Of Her Husband, Then Puts The Pic Underwater For 5mins, Finally Hangs Him 2 Dry Off...
She Then Takes The Pic Out With Her For Dinner.

lol

2007-06-29 22:32:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Photographer..

2007-06-29 22:34:38 · answer #3 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0 0

she is shoots him (takes his picture)
holds him under water ( developes the photo)
hangs him (hangs his photo)
then they go to dinner

2007-06-29 21:54:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Old fashioned analogue photo developing obviously.

2007-06-29 21:48:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Looks like every body got here before me. I concur with the above.

2007-06-30 01:53:19 · answer #6 · answered by Jim 5 · 0 0

after dinner seeing the bill the husband SHOOTS HIMSELF
wife in shock JUMPS to river and DROWNS!!
their children HANG their photos in memorabilia

2007-06-29 22:27:18 · answer #7 · answered by gangrekalve k 7 · 0 1

She is a photographer and took his photo and developed it herself then hung it to dry.

2007-06-29 22:03:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

heres wat happens:
the woman takes a photograph of her husband.
she develops the picture,
and she hangs him to dry
5 minutes after that they go out to dinner together.

tht joke is so old but for people who have never heard it,...it Is real tricky. i couldn't get it my first time

2007-06-30 09:10:12 · answer #9 · answered by desigirl64 3 · 0 0

With technology (digital cameras) today, all she need do today is shoot the beggar. Good one lass.

2007-06-30 00:56:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anthony F 6 · 0 0

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