What Cuss Words Really Mean.. Star if ya like=)?

Question

mom calls the husband a 'bastard'

and then the dad calls the wife a "*****"


and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a ***** and a bastard?"

and the mom says "well, a ***** is a lady and a bastard is a gentlemen"




and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your penis in my vagina!"


So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a penis and vagina?"



His moms says "Well Billy, a penis is a hat and a vagina is a coat"

and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "sh!t"


and billy said "Dad, whats sh!t"

And then his dad says
"Well billy, sh!t is a type of Shaving cream "


and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "f*ck!"


and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats f*ck?"

"Well billy f*ck is a way of cutting the turkey"

and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says

"Hello b!tches and bastards, may i take your penis's and vaginas,
my dad's upstairs wiping sh!t off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen f*cking the Turkey"

Answer 1

Hahaha thats good

Star for You

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Answer 2

Great joke, but I don't know if I could memorize all those definitions! Sure is funny, though!

Answer 3

lmao this gutter minded joke gets a star, looks like we two of a kind....lol

Answer 4

LMAO! Omg that is so funny,
Thanx for making me laugh!
:-)

Answer 5

no one answered? okay... heheheh that one was for you