If there were no cookies in heaven, would you want to go there? Or would you rather be in hell with the rest of us heathen sinners and enjoy the warmth of the chocolatey fresh-baked cookie?
Not trying to convert y'all, just wondering... And when I say NO cookies in heaven, I mean NO cookies! Just a whole lot of genuflecting and worship and some really bland people to hang with.
2007-06-29 18:01:33 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I am a professional baker. I could never go to anywhere if there were no cookies. That would be sinful and wrong and very, very sad. Cookies are important. Too important to leave out of anywhere.
Not just chocolate - peanut butter and cut-outs with royal frosting and decorated and snickerdoodles and oatmeal and almond and - and - there are so many kinds!!!
Nope - I just can't go the Heaven if there are no cookies.
2007-06-29 18:07:48 · answer #1 · answered by yarn whore 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Heaven is where the Cookie Goddess reigns, passing out her beloved cookies.
And I'll try not to let Freq eat any more of the cookies we bake for you, Oh Great One.
2007-06-29 18:16:38 · answer #2 · answered by Kharm 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ahhh... My dearest Thriced Baked. I want to meet the Christian that introduced you to this so-called heaven you speak of... I'd like to kick his but and send him to some sort of non-cookie hell. Like my momma always said, "If God can't think of something better than chocolatey fresh-baked cookies, then there will be chocolatey fresh-baked cookies in heaven."
I know not of this heaven you speak of... it isn't the one I'm planning on living in...
2007-06-30 04:08:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I'd rather be in Heaven, even if there were no cookies. I believe that there will be eternal damnation and separation from God in hell. No way would I want that.
How do you KNOW there will be warm cookies in Hell? How do you KNOW that there will be nothing but worshjip?
Maybe burnt ones,....I also do not believe that there will be only bland people in Heaven. I think there will be cool people there, and that I'll be totally at peace and will be happy,
2007-06-29 23:45:11 · answer #4 · answered by batgirl2good 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I think cookies would be included in the feasting in heaven.
Of all things to which Jesus could have compared heaven, He chose to compare it with a great feast. (Matthew 22:1-14, 25:10, Luke 15:23)
Heaven is pictured as a wonderful banquet (probably with cookies), filled with happy guests, and filled with the warmth of love and friendship.
"Behold, I have prepared my banquet, my calves and fattened cattle are killed, and everything is ready; come to the feast." (Matthew 22:4).
With love in Christ.
2007-07-05 12:16:35 · answer #5 · answered by imacatholic2 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Those cookies have really started to dull your brain, eh? The fires of hell isn't for baking cookies, I'm afraid. And you really have a dull idea of what Heaven is going to be like. Read Revelation in The Bible. Bet ya didn't know that New Jerusalem will be brought down from Heaven by God to this earth which is renewed and restored by Jesus at Jesus' Second Coming. So actually, Heaven is brought down to us on this renewed earth. We will live in a perfect paradise with much to do and to learn. It's not the bland christians floating around on clouds constantly playing harps. That is a misled fairy tale. Read God's Word of Truth. God bless
2007-06-29 18:11:51 · answer #6 · answered by connie 6 · 1⤊ 5⤋
well, one person's heaven is another person's hell. when i hear Christian heaven described and think of the kinds of people who are gonna be there ... GW Bush, Pat Robertson, Ann Coultor and the like ... i can imagine few things more hellish then spending an eternity in Christian heaven, cookies or no cookies.
2007-06-29 18:09:56 · answer #7 · answered by nebtet 6 · 5⤊ 1⤋
I say unto you, in complete and unfeigned sincerity, that there is NO heaven without the white chocolate and macadamia nut cookie, by definition! Same rule applies for the requisite glass of milk.
2007-06-29 18:07:53 · answer #8 · answered by ? 2 · 9⤊ 0⤋
Heaven please. I'd be okay... because I'm sure that there will be plenty 'o' ICE CREAM! Yum!
Genuflection... a great way to hold a bowl on one knee! I'll enjoy worshiping a God that had provided so much, including ICE CREAM! And I don't think, in my ice cream induced stupor, I'll even notice the bland or not bland people.
2007-06-29 18:10:06 · answer #9 · answered by talliemay 3 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Hmmm, I just had a thought.
If there were no cookies in heaven, then screw it.
But in hell, I bet every cookie you bite into turns out to have raisins instead of chocolate chips :P
2007-06-29 18:05:54 · answer #10 · answered by Eldritch 5 · 7⤊ 1⤋