"Since you have sinned my child, lied, stolen, acted with intolerance, exhibited hatred, in order for you to get into heaven and meet my Son you need to sacrifice one of your own for hell. Must be someone you love dearly. Or, you can all just go there and burn forever, I don't care. Who will you sacrifice? Children are preferred if you REALLY want to be happy up in heaven."
So, who would you sacrifice?
2007-06-29 17:38:52 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I'd roll up a nice fat one and ask for a light on my way to Hell. If that's what it takes to get into Heaven then I KNOW for SURE that I don't need to be there.
May I have a cookie, please?
Raji the Green Witch
2007-07-03 18:55:39 · answer #1 · answered by Raji the Green Witch 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Okay, I'll be your sacrifice!~ You all just have yourselves a good time, doing whatever you like to do. I'll satisfy this God for you. But please, all I ask is that you remember me. Remember that I'm in the pits. Eating cookies and then perhaps God will continue to remember this agreement and it will protect you if he changes his mind.
Eventually, I'm going have to figure out a way to pull you on outa there, because God's not exactly known for his perseverance. If you don't know my signal, you wont be able to find the designated spot so be sure to tell everybody you know.
I kinda got an eye on him right now, and he seems to be rumbling a bit, so stay on your toes.
But then I have a savior complex...
2007-06-30 09:58:44 · answer #2 · answered by shakalahar 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Boy.. if that is the heaven everyone is going to, count me out. The God I believe in doesn't require that sacrifice from me... amazingly enough, He already paid the price for MY sins...yours too by the way.
But honey... if that ever did happened, I'd be on the next bus out of glory town... cuz I don't want to live in a heaven with a god like that.
2007-06-30 01:07:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I love Dubya dearly, so I'd sacrifice him. Lol!
Edit: In all seriousness, Hexley's answer is dead on.
2007-06-30 00:42:57 · answer #4 · answered by I WALK FUNNY 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
No chance of me sacrificing anyone. I'd take the express train to hell before I would send anyone else.
2007-07-01 21:38:43 · answer #5 · answered by Sun: supporting gay rights 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think I'd rather burn. But that's just me.
So how's this election going to work out?
2007-06-30 01:11:45 · answer #6 · answered by Kharm 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That will never happen. God forgives all sin if one accepts His Son and asks for forgiveness. Jessu's death on the cross covered it all.
2007-06-30 11:49:49 · answer #7 · answered by batgirl2good 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Screw that if God is that mean, Satan must be more understanding.
Plus he has a heater and AC
2007-06-30 00:45:58 · answer #8 · answered by annoyingdude99 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
My aunt Nancy
2007-06-30 00:43:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think I'll throw my cookies in with the other Hellbounds.
2007-06-30 02:13:58 · answer #10 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋