What is a fancy way to say, "Your Mom"?

Question

Seriously, what is the fanciest way to say this? Say you're at a fancy dress party and you have this urge to say it. How would you?

Answer 1

"The Dowager"
"Your Shadow"
"Your Manageress'
"Your father's wife"
"Your siblings' female parent"
"Your father's love victim"

Answer 2

You would address the person by their formal title.

Eg Typically is would be MRS SMITH..If the lady was a doctor then DR Smith would be appropriate.

The mayor of a city or Judge- Her Honour, or the Honourable MRS Smith

For example, at work, the Assistant General Manager is the son of the Owner of the Hotel. If I am talking to the Son, it is regarded as unacceptable to say, oh, I prepared this report for your dad!! He wants me to say, I prepared this report
for MR Park. He in turn will say, MR Park needs so and so, not MY dad needs so and so. This is not the only time I have seen this being done.

Answer 3

I usually do not have a really big uncontrolable urge to pop out "your mom" at a fancy party. But, you could say, "Oh, Stan, her she is, the woman who birthed you. " I would rather hear you say, "Wow, Stan, Your mom looks fantastic!" Good luck at your next party and you just can not hold it back!

Answer 4

When I was little, I always said Mother...my sister said Mama..I heard someone say one day, how nice it was to hear Mother instead of Mama.....it has a more elegant sound, don;t you think?

Answer 5

Point at someone's mother and say it

Answer 6

Well you wouldn't say "Yo Mama." You could say, "your lovely and esteemed Mother."

Answer 7

Yo momma!

Answer 8

"your mother," said with perfect diction.

Answer 9

there's no "fancy" way except "my mother-in-law" ??

Answer 10

Finally, that's what I was searching for! Thanks to author of this question.