One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a
classroom. The teacher was going to explain
evolution to the children. The teacher asked
a little boy: Tommy do you see the tree
outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass
outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see
if you can see the sky.
TOMMY: Okay. (He returned a few minutes
later) Yes, I saw the sky.
TEACHER: Did you see God up there?
TOMMY: No.
TEACHER: That's my point. We can't see
God because he isn't there. Possibly he just
doesn't exist.
A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the
boy some questions.
The teacher agreed and the little girl asked
the boy: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass
outside?
TOMMY: Yessssss!
LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky?
TOMMY: Yessssss!
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the teacher?
TOMMY: Yes
LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain?
TOMMY: No
LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we
were taught today in school, she possibly
may not even have one!
2007-06-29 14:21:32 · 35 answers · asked by Draco Malfoy 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
what a great come back. lmfao. the teacher had that one coming.
2007-06-29 21:28:34 · answer #1 · answered by bilbo b 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would have ended it with, according to the teacher, since we can't see her brain she does not have one. It's something a lot of people need to think about. Yeah, it was cute.
2007-06-29 15:14:19 · answer #2 · answered by Ann S 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
That's funny!! Had a great laugh!! That girl makes a VERY good point!!!!
2007-06-29 14:36:47 · answer #3 · answered by "Mean Girls" Fan 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
That's awesome, Very Funny.
2007-06-29 14:25:08 · answer #4 · answered by :) 5 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Woah baby! You own the title now!
2007-06-29 14:23:47 · answer #5 · answered by MissKittyInTheCity 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
hahaha ive heard it before but its still funny
2007-06-29 15:38:06 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ILUVPIZZA♥ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha. That is very good. Great come back by the little girl!
2007-06-29 14:24:39 · answer #7 · answered by K. 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I like that one, kinda
2007-06-29 15:20:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
that was chain mail on myspace i got it today and its not really a joke its someone dissing god and that's really sad so ya
2007-06-29 14:55:29 · answer #9 · answered by lollypop8493 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
its 10 o'clock do you know where your brain is
2007-06-29 14:24:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋