HOLY SOAP
> >Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They
> >undress and step into the showers before they realize there
> >is NO SOAP. Father John says he has soap in his room and
> >goes to get it, not bothering to dress.
> >He grabs two bars of soap, one in each hand, and heads back
> >to the showers. He is halfway down the hall when he sees
> >three nuns heading his way. Having no place to hide, he
> >stands against the wall and FREEZES like he's a STATUE.
> >The nuns stop and comment on how "life-like" he looks. The
> >first nun suddenly reaches out and pulls on his manhood.
> >Startled, he drops a bar of soap!
> >"Oh look," says the first nun, "it's a soap dispenser".
> >To test her theory, the second nun also pulls on his
> >manhood. Sure enough, he drops the second bar of soap.
> >Now the third nun decides to have a g o.
> >She pulls once, Then twice and three times but nothing
> >happens. So she gives several more tugs.....then yells,
> >"Holy Mary, Mother of God, hand-lotion too!"
2007-06-29 13:18:38 · 21 answers · asked by raybbies 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
its star time for you buddy
2007-06-29 13:33:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you!
You made me and my husband laugh so much, I wish I could give you 2 stars for that!
10/10 LOL
x
2007-06-30 03:46:46 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-29 13:22:11 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmfao great joke haven't heard it in a while
2007-06-29 13:25:38 · answer #4 · answered by sassa63 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brill.
2007-06-29 13:27:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, wow.
Brilliant, but don't tell God I said that.
2007-06-29 13:34:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahaha
lol
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2007-06-29 13:43:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've never heard that one, funny though..
2007-06-29 18:21:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
eeww but funny
2007-06-29 17:33:59 · answer #9 · answered by mysticalviking 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That made me chuckle.
2007-06-29 13:27:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋