For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says,
'You don't know Jack Schitt!'
Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.
Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.
After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.
Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt,
2007-06-29 13:08:33 · 16 answers · asked by Ms. Smith 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
And they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt.
Two of the other six chidren, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials.
The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world.
He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them.
Sincerely,
Crock O. Schitt
2007-06-29 13:08:52 · update #1
Once having said "You don't know Jack Schitt" I felt as if I never knew Jack Schitt as I read this amazing biography. I know feel proud to feel as though I am acquainted with Jack Schitt but I feel like I still don't know Jack Schitt just quite yet.
2007-06-29 13:13:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where does Pile O. Schitt fit in to the equation?
2007-06-29 13:12:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
nicely, Jack Schmitt became the subsequent to final guy to stroll on the moon. between the best. He became the sole scientist to ever flow to the moon. He became a geologist and in case you have ever common a geologist they're loopy. particularly while they're experiencing rock fever.
2016-10-03 07:35:10 · answer #3 · answered by ehinger 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Very funny! Ha Ha! 10!
2007-06-29 13:28:41 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice. That was quite a family tree...
2007-06-29 13:13:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love the play on words! lol that was great.
2007-06-29 18:59:34 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Fancy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is a most unfortunate name.
2007-06-29 13:11:41 · answer #7 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg that was good
lol
you get a star
2007-06-29 13:15:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i heard part of that before... but it is still very funny!!
good job.... i needed that laugh today!
2007-06-29 13:11:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i know a guy whos last name is clitts, first name boston.
2007-06-29 13:41:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋