A Fottle and a Farton
I went to the US Patent Office trying to register some
of my inventions. I went to the main desk to sign in
and the lady at the desk had a form that had to be
filled out. She wrote down my personal info and then
asked me what I had invented.
I said, "A folding bottle."
She said, "Okay. What do you call it?"
"A Fottle."
"What else do you have?"
"A folding carton."
"What do you call it?"
"A Farton."
She snickered and said, "Those are silly names for
products and one of them sounds kind of crude."
I was so upset by her comment that I grabbed the form
and left the office without even telling her about my
folding bucket.
2007-06-29 12:18:42 · 38 answers · asked by Jenae, TV (tempter of the vile) 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahahhaa, good 1, you deserve a star..
2007-06-29 12:21:55 · answer #1 · answered by KÖoÌSÍÄy€r5 - "S" 4 SÍ 4 · 4⤊ 3⤋
Cute
2007-07-07 03:49:35 · answer #2 · answered by Smarter than the average bear 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was about to disregard this joke because I didn't get it, but then I read the folding bucket! HAHAHA! Lmao! I'm starring that lol!
2007-06-29 12:22:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
That's hilarious!! The names of those inventions are quite peculiar !! Had a GREAT laugh with that one!!
2007-06-29 13:01:09 · answer #4 · answered by "Mean Girls" Fan 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
this joke was the worst i ever saw!! A FOTTLE?? AFARTON?? My point is : you're not funny at all!!!
2007-07-07 01:19:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
That's funny despite having to explain it to someone else. Stars to you.
2007-06-29 12:30:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
lmao and lol...I love your joke!! I laughed so hard, I couldn't almost breathe! :) here is a star for you, you deserve it
2007-07-06 06:37:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha...that's one of the better ones I've heard this week! Nice work!
2007-06-29 12:29:49 · answer #8 · answered by youdontneedtoknowme 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Like it very much..still laughing..thanks
2007-07-04 16:00:20 · answer #9 · answered by monkey12 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That was a good one,i needed a good laugh.
2007-06-30 05:05:04 · answer #10 · answered by CRISTINA S 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋