A blonde is driving along on a desert road when she notices a blonde woman standing on a large boat among the cactus and brush. Pulling over near it she stomps over to the side of the road and hollers at the woman.
"What are you doing?! This is the desert! You can't sail that out here. It's blondes like you that give the rest of us a bad name. . . and if it wasn't for the fact that I CAN'T SWIM, I'd come out there and kick your butt!"
2007-06-29 11:57:03 · 9 answers · asked by Kat H 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Three women escaped from prison. One was a redhead, one a brunette, and one a blonde. They ran for miles until they came upon an old barn where they decided to hide in the hayloft and rest. When they climbed up, they found three large gunnysacks and decided to climb into them for camouflage.
About an hour later, the sheriff and his deputy came into the barn. The sheriff told his deputy to go up and check out the hayloft. When he got up there, the sheriff asked him what he saw, and the deputy yelled back, “Just three gunnysacks.”
The sheriff told him to find out what was in them, so the deputy kicked the first sack, which had the redhead in it. She went, “Bow-wow”, so the deputy told the sheriff there was a dog in it. Then he kicked the sack with the brunette in it. She went, “Meow”, so the deputy told the sheriff there was a cat in it. Then he kicked the one with the blonde in it, and there was no sound at all so he kicked it again.
2007-06-29 12:04:52 · answer #1 · answered by lovepixiek 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I have heard it b4 too but its still funny....my fav. one is......
A blonde & a Lawyer were sitting next to each other on a plane from london to Sydney
The lawyer woke the blonde & suggested they play a game.The blonde refused & went back to sleep.
The lawyer woke her again & said it would be fun.The blonde said she would play,the lawyer then said
"I'll ask you a question & if you can't get it right you pay me $5,you the ask me a question & if I can't answer right
I'll give you $5".The blonde says she isn't interested and goes back to sleep.The lawyer then says "how about I give you $500
for every question I can't get right but you only pay me $5"
The blonde says she'll play, so the lawyer asks her"What is the distance from the earth to the moon?"
The blonde then gives the lawyer $5
The blonde then asks the lawyer " What has 3 legs when it goes up a hill but 4 legs when it goes down?"
The lawyer takes out his laptop and surfs the net to find the answer but can't find it after 2 hours
So he e-mailed all his friends but none knew the answer.Finally he writes out a cheque for the blonde for $500
The blonde takes the cheque & goes back to sleep.
The lawyer wakes the blonde & asks "well whats the answer?
The blonde then reaches in her purse and give the lawyer $5
2007-06-29 12:16:34 · answer #2 · answered by Ash 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah nice.
So, a blonde and redhead and a brunette were having a swimming race, they had to swim a length of breaststroke. So they all start, and the redhead comes in first, she finishes really quickly, then the brunette finshes a bit later. The two wait for a couple hours for the blonde to finish. When she finally finshes her length, she gets out and accusingly points her finger at the other two,
"No Fair! You Cheated! You guys used you're arms"
hahah.. ya, its kinda lame.
2007-06-29 12:09:18 · answer #3 · answered by bananaphone108 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's one of my favorites, lol I told that joke one time a blonde didn't get it... That was a moment to never forget.
Lets see, my favorite is: A blonde is babysitting a house that she's unfamiliar with. She tries to cook the kid food and catches the house on fire. The blonde quickly calls 911 "Help, help, the house is on fire. Get here quick!" Before she hung up the dispatcher relies "Wait! how do we get there?" The blonde replies "In a big red truck, Duh!"
2007-06-29 12:06:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yours is funny. I'm more partial to:
"Why do blond women have bruises around their navels? Blond men are dumb, too."
2007-06-29 13:01:45 · answer #5 · answered by Royfan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A blonde drives to her boyfriend's house.Once she walks in she sees that he has another woman in his house.She immediately thinks he's cheating on her and pulls out a gun. The blonde says, "Don't move, I know you're cheating on me." Her boyfriend tries to tell her, "this isn't what it looks like." The blonde begins to turn the gun on herself. Her boyfriend says, "No don't!" The blonde responds, "Shut up, after I shoot myself I'm gonna shoot you and your girlfriend too!"
2007-06-29 12:03:47 · answer #6 · answered by auburnfootball 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-29 11:59:28 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LMAOO i like that one too!
I dont know which one is my favorite I liek them all! I cant choose!
I think it mite be the alligator shoes one!
2007-06-29 12:00:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL, funny!
2007-06-29 12:12:13 · answer #9 · answered by aRChIE! :] 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋