How are twisters (tornadoes) and marriage alike?
They both begin with a lot of blowing and sucking, and in the end you lose your house.
Why is a woman like a Kentucky fried chicken meal?
By the time you've finished with the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
A little boy walks in on his parents in the middle of a romantic interludeand asks if he can hop on his daddy's back. The father doesn't see any harm, so he agrees, and they continue. When things started to really heat up the little boy leaned down and whispered in his father's ear, "Hold on tight, daddy, this is usually where me and the postman get bucked off."
Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. One notices the other one is putting on pair of stockings and suspenders. He says "When did you start wearing them?" To which the other man replies "Since my wife found a pair on the back seat of the car."
2007-06-29 11:28:21 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
O-H M-Y G-O-D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just imagined the face of the wife from (3) when her son said that!
And I wonder how did the husband react...
Hmm... bet that some intense action awaits the postman the next time he'll bring the mail...
2007-06-30 03:15:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-29 18:33:59 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny especially the last one
2007-06-29 18:32:29 · answer #3 · answered by Chericher 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My fav is the Kentucky chicken one. lol : ]
2007-06-29 18:39:21 · answer #4 · answered by ▐▀▀▼▀▀▌ ►Megan◄ ▐▄▄▲▄▄▌ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
some are very good!
2007-06-29 18:55:18 · answer #5 · answered by Happy Feet 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAOOO SO DAMNN FUNIEEE HAHAHAA
LOLZZZZZ!
2007-06-29 18:49:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-06-29 19:25:12 · answer #7 · answered by ♥RaCheL♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋