How can you tell a blonde is having a bad day?
When she has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her pencil
What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?
They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two minute ride!!
Q: Why do woman get their belly buttons pierced?
A: So they have a place to hang an air freshener!
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee' called and volunteered to come over and fix dinner and play nursemaid to me. I declined, not wanting to pass on the flu to her. "Okay honey", she told me, "Will wait till after we get married. Then we can spend the rest ofour lives making each other sick!"
Did you hear about the new blonde paint? It's not real bright, but it's cheap, and spreads easy.
Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?
Scared the hell out of the dog.
2007-06-29 11:22:52 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lots of funny LOLs!:)
2007-06-30 03:19:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Loved them. Wasn't expecting the belly button ring one...
2007-06-29 18:30:35 · answer #2 · answered by PoohBear74 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe funny
2007-06-29 18:29:49 · answer #3 · answered by Chericher 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! lol!
2007-06-29 18:29:45 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty funny
2007-06-29 23:05:57 · answer #5 · answered by cranky_gut 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its time to pinch it off....
2007-06-29 18:28:07 · answer #6 · answered by SST 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋