All mod cons there-including a heated hydrotherapy pool,
while walking around the pool Albert falls in-Maud dives in and saves him-3 hours later Maud is called into Matrons office:
Matron-"we have some good news and some bad news"-Good news is you will be released-you showed presence of mind and lucidity by saving Albert-Bad news is he is dead-we found him hanging in his wardrobe".
Maud-"oh no i just hung him there to dry" !! xx
2007-06-29 11:18:50 · 10 answers · asked by SUZANNE R 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
what about afterwards,when she has to iron him, all the wrinkles to get out!
2007-06-29 21:51:54 · answer #1 · answered by majoti 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-29 18:23:53 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds like my gran lol 10/10
2007-06-29 19:30:07 · answer #3 · answered by dunrockin404 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
play on words
l love the old ones
2007-06-29 18:41:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol check mine out darn dog and my mate xx
2007-06-29 18:39:59 · answer #5 · answered by metalhead 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funnny.......you shall receive a star...keep up the good work :)
2007-06-29 18:34:15 · answer #6 · answered by geewhiz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sori i dnt lyk it
2007-06-29 18:32:24 · answer #7 · answered by cerri-anne 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's her story & she's sticking to it
2007-06-29 18:29:07 · answer #8 · answered by MYKLIA G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe..... funny
2007-06-29 18:23:46 · answer #9 · answered by Chericher 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny ....thanks .... oh and a star for you
2007-06-29 18:28:39 · answer #10 · answered by bone 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋