Bert and Mable are in an OAP home. Bert says ''I'm leaving you for Ivy cos she holds my w***y all night''.
Mable says ''but so do I''
Bert says ''yes but she's got parkinsons''
2007-06-29 10:58:13 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thanks Shona ;-)
2007-06-29 11:51:59 · update #1
Now that ones an ace (Tim Henman take note). Seriously, that's definitely one for the pub tomorrow!
2007-06-29 12:13:36 · answer #1 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Okay but not too funny. 7/10.
2007-06-29 18:13:37 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHA me and my friends laughed just don't say it on a first date to a girl lol but it is really funny,
2007-06-29 18:03:34 · answer #3 · answered by city_girl566 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Sorta mean, sorta funny 7.5/10
2007-06-29 18:12:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Umm...that joke fails.
Dr Bad tut tut, you're still cool though :P >_>
2007-06-29 18:11:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I suppose it would be funny, if Parkinson's wasn't such a debilitating illness.
2007-06-29 18:02:58 · answer #6 · answered by Chocolate Bunny 3 · 3⤊ 2⤋
I understand it, but its too vulgar, and its not that funny
2007-06-29 19:50:23 · answer #7 · answered by lisa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL NICE, I DONT UNDERSTAND WHEN PEOPLE COME HERE AND LEAVE HATFUL REMARKS. THIS IS THE JOKES AND RIDDLES SECTION ISNT IT?
2007-06-29 18:12:10 · answer #8 · answered by edawg2362 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
shakey/shakey good laugh9/10 nice one
2007-06-29 18:05:10 · answer #9 · answered by S Csparky 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yes it is.
2007-06-29 18:02:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋