What if we all saved, on our computers, the same great answer to the ubiquitous "Why are atheists here?" question, and we all posted that same answer each and every time it's asked? I think it's a great idea, and whoever posts the best answer to that overworn question gets best answer :)
So, why are atheists here, lol?
2007-06-29 10:53:53 · 20 answers · asked by I WALK FUNNY 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Excellent. I promise to do this every time. I'll go with whatever the top vote getter is.
Um, and so that I answer the question...
"Because when we asked questions about God in Cats, they told us to leave."
2007-06-29 10:57:15 · answer #1 · answered by Laptop Jesus 3.9 7 · 44⤊ 1⤋
Atheists are here because this is not just religion ... but spirituality also
an Atheist can be every bit as spiritual as a religious person
more so at times due to the lack of restrictions placed on them by religion
Buddhists are technically Atheistic , and they are as spiritual as it gets
Atheists may also be here to defend themselves and put their points across
they may simply enjoy religious discussions
or they may even study religion
or they may simply like to wind people up and have a good drink at these silly questions
2007-06-29 11:01:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
That will never keep them happy, they have already been told why the "nasty Atheists" are here and just want someone else to say it making it "Best Answer" and therefore Gospel.
2007-06-29 11:19:33 · answer #3 · answered by Link , Padawan of Yoda 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
The same reason everyone else is here - to have somethng to break up their day.
2007-06-29 11:20:15 · answer #4 · answered by Pam 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think we should post a pangram as the answer...
Brawny gods just flocked up to quiz and vex him.
Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs.
How razorback-jumping frogs can level six piqued gymnasts!
Back in June we delivered oxygen equipment of the same size.
A quick movement of the enemy will jeopardize six gunboats.
All questions asked by five watch experts amazed the judge.
Crazy Fredericka bought many very exquisite opal jewels.
Sixty zippers were quickly picked from the woven jute bag.
John Prady, give me a black walnut box of quite small size.
Have a pick; twenty six letters -- no forcing a jumbled quiz!
Big July earthquakes confound zany experimental vow.
Six big devils from Japan quickly forgot how to waltz.
My girl wove six dozen plaid jackets before she quit.
Foxy parsons quiz & cajole the lovably dim wiki-girl.
Cozy lummox gives smart squid who asks for job pen. Amazingly few discotheques provide jukeboxes.
Adjusting quiver and bow, Zompyc killed the fox.
My faxed joke won a pager in the cable TV quiz show. Woven silk pyjamas exchanged for blue quartz.
A wizard’s job is to vex chumps quickly in fog.
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog.
The jay, pig, fox, zebra and my wolves quack!
Blowzy red vixens fight for a quick jump.
Cozy sphinx waves quart jug of bad milk.
A very bad quack might jinx zippy fowls. Few quips galvanized the mock jury box.
Five quacking zephyrs jolt my wax bed.
The five boxing wizards jump quickly.
Jackdaws love my big sphinx of quartz.
Two driven jocks help fax my big quiz.
Quick Baz, get my woven flax jodhpurs.
Bright vixens jump; dozy fowl quack.
Quick wafting zephyrs vex bold Jim.
Quick zephyrs blow, vexing daft Jim.
Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow.
Sex-charged fop blew my junk TV quiz
Junk MTV quiz graced by fox whelps
Bawds jog, flick quartz, vex nymphs.
Waltz, bad nymph, for quick jigs vex.
Fox nymphs grab quick jived waltz.
Brick quiz whangs jumpy veldt fox.
DJs flock by when MTV ax quiz prog.
2007-06-29 10:56:36 · answer #5 · answered by vehement_chemical 3 · 9⤊ 0⤋
I can't drink anymore. My bladder is already near bursting.
But I think your idea is quite sound and do-able.
2007-06-29 10:57:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I second what Vehement Chemical says!!
2007-06-29 11:38:53 · answer #7 · answered by revzillo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO at Laptop Jesus's answer :D
I'm still thinking about one of my own
2007-06-29 11:00:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
"They took away my car keys the 487,000th time this question was asked. I'm not going anywhere for a while."
2007-06-29 10:59:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
LOL. I actually like to hear different versions so i know in which level of intoxication you guys are ; )
2007-06-29 11:21:13 · answer #10 · answered by Nina, BaC 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Hehe. Can we start with bettierage's answer and work from there?
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070622155027AAwQpuZ
2007-06-29 10:56:17 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋