A blonde's car gets a flat tyre on the motorway one day. So she eases it on the hard shoulder.
She carefully steps out of the car and opens the boot. She then takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers....
Not surprisingly, the traffic became congested and backed up for miles. It wasn't very long before a police car arrives.
The officer, clearly angered, approaches the blonde of the broken down car yelling, "What's going on here?"
"My car's broken down, Mr officer," says the blonde calmly.
"Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard cutouts here by the road? asks the policeman.
"Er hellllooooooooo! those are my emergency flashers!" she replies.
2007-06-29 10:50:45 · 25 answers · asked by MYKLIA G 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
nude underneath the trench coats, think 1, 2, 3 & flash
2007-06-29 11:18:34 · update #1
i`m ordering two for my car now
where do you get them from
2007-06-30 01:24:00 · answer #1 · answered by itsa o 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A police officer pulls over a car with a young blonde driver in it....
Cop : "Miss, this is a 65 MPH highway, why are you going so slowly?"
Blonde : "Officer, I saw a lot of signs saying 22, not 65."
Cop : "Oh miss, that's not the speed limit, that's the name of the highway you're on!"
Blonde : "Oh! Stupid me! Thanks for letting me know, Ill be more careful from now on."
At this point the cop looks into the back seat of the car, where the passengers are shaking and white as ghosts.
Cop : "Excuse me miss, what's wrong with your friends back there? They're shaking something awful."
Blonde : "Oh... We just got off of highway 119".
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. So she went to a playground, grabbed a kid, and took him behind a tree. "I've kidnapped you!", said the blonde and then proceeded to write a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and place it under the pecan tree next to the playground. Signed, A Blonde." The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show his parents.
The next morning the blonde checked under the tree and surely enough, a paper bad was sitting there. The Blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"
2007-06-30 01:18:57 · answer #2 · answered by bilbo b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
two blondes were walkin in the woods they se a pair of tracks
one of them says there bear tracks
ones of them says there deer tracks
then they get run over buy the train
lol
2007-06-29 17:56:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice!
(But I'm struggling with 'nude' - in a trench coat???)
2007-06-29 18:05:32 · answer #4 · answered by Girly Brains 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's funny,i do think it's time for some brunett one's though,whatch some folk's get a little rattie with me tomarrow.maybe a couple red's as well fair fair, good one though.
im up for a little ribbing tomarrow.!!
2007-06-29 18:31:01 · answer #5 · answered by "!" 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not lost your touch; great one
ps lost my mind, if had one, have you seen it?
"vanitas vanitatum, omnis vanitas"
or "everything man does is in vain!"
"vae soli"
woe to the solitary man or bachelors take heed
2007-06-29 18:01:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Beauty!! I loved it!! Emergency flashers! HA!HA!HA!
2007-06-30 03:40:19 · answer #7 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey! I posted this joke a few days ago, and I didn't get a star!! :(
2007-06-29 18:27:46 · answer #8 · answered by Capricorn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-06-29 17:54:31 · answer #9 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I like it!
2007-06-29 19:26:14 · answer #10 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋