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funny…….
Tell me the truth…..
I can take it.
2007-06-29 10:42:29 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
tell me a joke..and ill tell u if ur funny.
2007-06-29 10:44:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, you ARE funny! As you can see, you have lots of fans. Ignore the humorless bible worshipers. You can't expect them to have much of a sense of humor - what with worrying about the seriousness of eternal hell and all.
Just remember we're laughing with you not at you. (wink, wink :-]
"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!"
— Brian O'Rourke
"Without question, the greatest invention, in the history, of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."
— Dave Barry
One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin, in his heavy Bostonian accent, was explaining the "Buffalo Theory", as only Cliff could, to his buddy Norm. Here's how it went:
"Well ya see, Narmy, it's like this…. A herd, of buffalo can only move as fast, as the slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones, at the back, of the pack, that are killed first. This natural selection is good, for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health, of the whole group keeps improving, by the regular killing, of the weakest members.
So ya see Narmy, In much the same way, the human brain can only operate, as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption, of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And…. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
— Cliff Clavin
2007-06-30 03:32:55 · answer #2 · answered by HawaiianBrian 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah, Jackie boy, ignore the Philistines! You're a fu#%in riot!
Your pagan bro,
John
2007-06-29 14:54:33 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Poor Jack...I think it's because of the invasion of the ultra Christians lately...(probably because home-school is out for the summer)
2007-06-29 10:50:30 · answer #4 · answered by keri gee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't really find it funny when people post questions in wrong areas... if that was supposed to be funny in the first place.
2007-06-29 10:45:43 · answer #5 · answered by Addy//Maquillage [Ohio's Finest] 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like your answers. No one is funny 100% of the time :)
2007-06-29 10:44:51 · answer #6 · answered by meissen97 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Balaam is way more funny than you. At least there is soul in his foolishness.
Your not even mildly amusing.
2007-06-29 10:45:51 · answer #7 · answered by Tzadiq 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awww...there, there now Grimmy. You are funny as all get out dear. Don't let the sourpuss get you down!
BIG HUG!
2007-06-29 10:45:13 · answer #8 · answered by Sr. Mary Holywater 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't know about anyone else, but you always drive me into fits of uncontrollable laughter....
2007-06-29 10:44:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You're hillarious.
I got messages saying I was an atheist.....so, maybe you're formerly not funny?
2007-06-29 10:44:51 · answer #10 · answered by LabGrrl 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You really are funny, Jack. =0)
2007-06-29 10:44:54 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋