A teacher was taking his class of 12 year olds, and he asks them "Can anyone tell me what part of the body increases to 10 times it's normal size when stimulated?"
There is silence from the class, so he asks the question again. One little girl called Susie stands up and says, "You shouldn't be asking questions like that to your class. I think it's very horrible and i'm telling my parents who will tell the headmaster and will have you fired!"
The teacher ignores her and carries on, "Can anyone tell me the answer?"
One boy, Mark, raises his hand and says, "The part of the body that increases to 10 times it size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye."
"Very good Mark," the teacher replies. He then turns to Susie and says,"I only have three things to say to you young lady. One, you have a dirty mind. Two, if you did your homework you would have known the answer, and three, one day you're going to be very very disappointed!"
2007-06-29 10:06:40 · 25 answers · asked by MYKLIA G 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMSIAOSFHISMS Teacher Knows best.....
2007-06-29 19:57:39 · answer #1 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Superb, MYKLIA G!
Superb because we were all suspicious, from the start, of the 10 × magnification! So, unlike Susie, were consciously suspending our propensity to get the wrong end of the stick.
Those are always the best jokes. have a Star.
Plus we even got the 'pupil' double entendre, into the deal - BARGAIN!
Keep it up! (!)
2007-06-29 10:29:36 · answer #2 · answered by Girly Brains 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
All of them are gr8 I liked the last 3 ones the most A star 4 u Thnx 4 d laugh
2016-04-01 00:18:05 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Alright
2007-06-29 10:15:54 · answer #4 · answered by LauraMarie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's funny!! "One day you're going to be very very disappointed!" Hahahahahaha! My friend think I'm crazy cuz all of sudden I started cracking up!!
2007-06-29 10:27:18 · answer #5 · answered by "Mean Girls" Fan 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-29 11:18:48 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oops!
2007-06-29 10:28:00 · answer #7 · answered by "!" 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL thats hilarious
i luv reading jokes and so far this one wuz the best one i've read! :D
2007-06-29 10:11:17 · answer #8 · answered by alora95 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
sorry i got it wrong too at the beginning boohoo
i'm going to tell my mom too lol
2007-06-29 13:18:12 · answer #9 · answered by theresa t 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
um, thx 4 the pts
2007-06-29 13:01:20 · answer #10 · answered by lisa 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋