2007-06-29 09:51:07 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
woodn't know!
2007-06-29 09:55:42 · answer #1 · answered by imawatchman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood!
2007-06-29 16:54:24 · answer #2 · answered by Raf 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
But Woodchucks don't chuck wood!!
2007-06-29 17:16:37 · answer #3 · answered by Vito C. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a woodchuck would chuck
what a wood chuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood
^seriously thats the answer
2007-06-29 16:54:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a woodchuck would chuck all it could if a woodchuck could chuck wood
2007-06-29 18:45:30 · answer #5 · answered by edawg2362 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A wood chuck could chuck all of the wood if the wood chuck could chuck wood
2007-06-29 16:53:47 · answer #6 · answered by *Ninja w/ awesome pirate powers* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What size woodchuck?
What type wood?
2007-06-29 16:53:30 · answer #7 · answered by Sports fan 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry.......But I just can't help myself.....I must do this for your own good! Don't worry though you will survive, Cuz we all had to survive the "WOOD -CHUCK CHUCK-A-DING WOODING -CHUCK-CHUCK-COULD and IF HE COULD who cares!!!
So....NEVER ASK THIS QUESTION AGAIN AS LONG AS YOU LIVE, Believe me you will regret it! Now I have one for you......How much pecker did woody-wood pickle with peter pumpkin and his sister eater? GOT MILK?
2007-06-29 17:15:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
if the rain stay main on the plain-it is a tongue twisted from the story of the professor trying to teach a English girl to speak good English-but I forgot the name of the movie.
2007-06-29 16:58:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How many times will this question be asked each day?
2007-06-29 16:54:02 · answer #10 · answered by doppler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Alot. I think I heard this joke from Full House. :)
2007-06-29 16:54:41 · answer #11 · answered by Rommie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋