A woman is doing some window shopping at a curiosity shoppe and sees in the window a mirror with a sign that reads: "MAGIC MIRROR $50 - ASK FOR DETAILS".
She talks to the clerk and is told that this mirror grants wishes. She is thrilled to find such a deal on this find and purchases the mirror and takes it home with the instructions.
When she gets home, she reads the instructions:
1. Take off all your clothes.
2. Stand in front of mirror and ask your wish.
3. Your wish will be granted.
So, she takes off all her clothes and stands in front of the mirror. She says, "I wish to have a bangin' body, with great boobs and a perfect butt."
Poof! Her wish is granted right as her husband walks in the room. He is astounded at the results and wants to try it too.
So, he takes off all his clothes and stands in front of the mirror and says, "I want my willy to touch the floor."
Poof!
His legs fall off!
2007-06-29 09:37:06 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i love this. i'm at work, and i made everyone come over see it. expcept my boss of course - i'm not suppose to be online. they all loved it and laughed! good joke. <3
2007-06-29 09:44:51 · answer #1 · answered by day-nuh 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Silly Boy That Was Predictable..
2007-06-29 09:58:17 · answer #2 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great
2007-06-29 09:40:32 · answer #3 · answered by mrsknowitall 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-29 11:45:15 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol very funny I like it I gave you 1 star
2007-06-29 09:40:22 · answer #5 · answered by @NGEL B@BY 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very funny! Good job!
2007-06-29 09:40:12 · answer #6 · answered by aitkenpatty 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha! That's a cute,sexy joke. Did you wrote that?
2007-06-29 09:43:45 · answer #7 · answered by Zoey H 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ROFL i like you really deserve a star for it ;)
Take Care
2007-06-29 09:50:21 · answer #8 · answered by joe 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol, I really found that quite amusing. It was pretty great! =D
2007-06-29 10:26:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ohhhhhh!!!
2007-06-29 09:40:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋