One day, after striking gold in Alaska, a lonesome miner came down from the mountains and walked into a saloon in the nearest town.
"I'm lookin' for the meanest, roughest and toughest whore in the Yukon!" he said to the bartender.
"We got her!" replied the barman, "She's upstairs in the second room on the right."
The miner handed the bartender a gold nugget to pay for the whore and two beers. He grabbed the bottles, stomped up the stairs, kicked open the second door on the right and yelled, "I'm lookin' for the meanest, roughest and toughest whore in Yukon!"
The woman inside the room looked at the miner and said, "You found her!"
Then she stripped naked, bent over and grabbed her ankles.
"How do you know I want to it in that position?" asked the miner.
"I don't," she replied, "I just thought you might like to open your beers first."
2007-06-29 09:33:05 · 15 answers · asked by MYKLIA G 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha
but he didn't find her because i'm still right here waiting for the miner
2007-06-29 13:22:35 · answer #1 · answered by theresa t 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-06-29 16:37:14 · answer #2 · answered by tigger 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Crude but funny, reminds me of Eskimo Nell!
2007-06-29 16:59:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-29 18:25:09 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one,yes funny!
2007-06-29 16:57:49 · answer #5 · answered by "!" 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's funny and disturbing at the same time!! I liked it!!
2007-06-29 17:39:31 · answer #6 · answered by "Mean Girls" Fan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow thats fcukin tough..
2007-06-29 16:55:19 · answer #7 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I Likey
2007-06-29 16:49:33 · answer #8 · answered by mrsknowitall 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!!!
did she have somewhere for him to rest his pint aswell?
lol
xxx
2007-06-29 16:37:58 · answer #9 · answered by Honeybee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good, 10/10
2007-06-29 16:37:15 · answer #10 · answered by Al 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋