A man walks past a beggar every day and gives him $10 and that continues for a year. Then suddenly the daily donation changes to $7,50.
"Well," the beggar thinks, "it's still better than nothing."
A year passes in this way until the man's daily donation suddenly becomes $5.
"What's going on now?" the beggar asks his donor. "First you give me $10 every day, then $7,50 and now only $5. What's the problem?"
"Well," the man says, "last year my eldest son went to university. It's very expensive, so I had to cut costs. This year my eldest daughter also went to university, so I had to cut my expenses even further."
"And how many children do you have?" the beggar asks.
"Four," the man replies.
"Well," says the beggar, "I hope you don't plan to educate them all at my expense."
2007-06-29 09:32:50 · 22 answers · asked by violeo 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahahaha...it's funny yet so reflective of life today... If you give and give and give, The person will get used to the idea and start having expectations and not accept any less...
2007-07-05 21:56:30 · answer #1 · answered by LadyRain_614 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-29 11:32:09 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one Mate.
2007-07-03 13:44:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lateral Thinking at its best..
2007-06-29 09:53:57 · answer #4 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
beggars cant be choosers lol
good one
xxx
2007-06-29 09:36:31 · answer #5 · answered by Honeybee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Holy $h!t! That was an example of a freakin’ ungrateful bum. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
2007-06-29 09:45:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can imagine him being cheesed of though, especially if it affected his drug habit.
2007-06-29 10:32:35 · answer #7 · answered by Maroon H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol why doesnt he get a job at somehting
2007-07-01 11:28:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The nerve of him
2007-06-29 09:46:23 · answer #9 · answered by mrsknowitall 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rude begger but hey beggers can't be choosers
2007-06-29 09:36:46 · answer #10 · answered by Chelsea N 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋