buy a dildo and plant it in their room and "find" it and come out and ask both of them about it they will be so embarrased because they really wont know where it came from
2007-06-29 09:34:23
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answered by Anonymous
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well if they are planning to do something to you guys... all's fair in love and war...
if driving... leave them somewhere- ditch them when they use the bathroom then park where you can see them but they cant see you. wait a while then pull up n say - well where have you guys been!
shaving cream in the hand while sleeping, then tickle her nose so she mashes it in her face.
if you know they are going to be in a room at a specific time... get "caught" doing "something" you shouldn't be caught doing... you don't even have to be doing it... just a sheet covering your upper body usualy makes someone think you are naked.
you can always have the lights go out- throw the breaker- then hand her a "flashlight" aka a vibrator and get a laugh out of it when lights come on and she's holding a 12" bumpy rider lol
oh have a huge fight with your hubby and get them in the middle of it. then when they are so floored you all are fighting - grab water guns and hose them down... works in or outdoors!!!
enjoy!
2007-06-29 16:46:49
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answered by nataliexoxo 7
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Are you from Maine? Has she ever been there before? It would help us if we knew details about her.
My soon to be daughter-in-law was coming out here for her first visit (SW USA) and she was terrified that the Indians were going to hurt her, the rattlesnakes would bite her, etc, etc, etc (her ONLY vision of the SW was old western movies). Need I say -- I had FUN!! Took her to 'Old Town' - tourist shops, etc - and knowingly took her to a gift shop that showed live rattlesnakes. I told her that they had 'really good sales' around the corner (I am bad, I know!). Well it took about 10 seconds and she comes flying back saying "I hate you!" -- we bust out laughing till we had tears falling down our cheeks. She obviously forgave us, cuz she married my son.
2007-06-29 16:39:54
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answered by GP 6
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yes a fart machine would work too put it under her chair and blame it on her too. you can also put a "Please kick me" sign on her back so your son will kick her booty also go buy a stuffing snake and put a snake in her purse. also put a hot sauce on her popcorn when they are watching a movie I think that is all I can give yu do not do to much prank or else she will get mad only a few times would do afer taht that it. have fun and enjoy your vacation. Iknow mainee I wanted to go there whenI was in boston but I ran out of time oh well there always next time.
2007-06-29 16:42:29
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answered by Matthew Zajac 3
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never under estimate the power of a water sabotage. I'm talking water balloons and super soakers. also the retail store 5 Below has practical joke stuff like rubber poop, fake vomit. you should put a fake snake in her bed or spider. that would be pretty funny. Stephen King lives in Maine, why don't you read some of his classic horror stories and get some ideas from the master of horror. Have fun in Maine it's a beautiful State.
2007-06-29 16:38:27
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answered by JillardG 5
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i say...have fun! If you and your hubby plot together....there are LOADS of things that you could do. In the woods? Think fierce animal carrying off hubby....Alien abduction...hehe...just decide who the better actor is and let that person be the one to carry back the 'bad news'.....
Think of every schmaltzy horror movie you've ever seen......
2007-06-29 16:39:19
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answered by perizada_dancing4u 2
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I think you need to grow up and not be on this childish level with your son's generation and potential daughter-in-law.
What sort of relationship is this? It sounds weird. You should have such a level of dignity as to make her be on her best behavior, and you're doing silly, adolescent type pranks?
This reminds me of something Slick Willy would do like playing the sax and worse.
2007-06-29 16:34:40
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answered by Anonymous
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Paint there face sleeping, classic, very funny when they wake up, make sure ther person is easy going but and wont huff lol
2007-06-29 16:36:31
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answered by KatsLoveBug 3
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put saran wrap on the toilet in the middle of the night. or just jump out & scare the hell out of her.
2007-06-29 16:39:04
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answered by redhot_redhead 2
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as many times as I want bit ch
2007-06-29 19:26:30
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answered by Anonymous
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