A guy says, "I remember the firsty time I used alcohol as a substitute for a woman."
"Yeah what happened?" asked his friend.
The first guy replies, "Well, um, er well, I got my knob stuck in the neck of the bottle!"
2007-06-29 09:25:41 · 14 answers · asked by MYKLIA G 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's not the sort of joke a lady of good breeding and decorum makes:-))
You should leave it to men to tell jokes like that !
Like 'What is the women's idea of a perfect lover? - A man with a nine inch tongue who can breathe through his ears.'
2007-06-29 09:40:36 · answer #1 · answered by Mike W 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not heard that for a long time.
Must remember to be nice to you ladies, us men can easily be replaced by 6 inches of plastic and a couple of batteries!
2007-06-29 09:32:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-29 11:39:03 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny..
2007-06-29 09:51:54 · answer #4 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that took some bottle
should have got a bigger bottle
2007-06-30 01:19:21 · answer #5 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch!!!
try explaining that one to A&E!
lol
xxx
2007-06-29 09:39:15 · answer #6 · answered by Honeybee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Must've been a big bottle. LOLOLOL
2007-06-29 19:53:30 · answer #7 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats sad.....
that it fit in the first place.
2007-06-29 09:35:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is so sad, but the joke is ok ish, but l know you can do better than this
2007-06-29 09:39:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha! that's funny!
2007-06-29 09:31:07 · answer #10 · answered by "!" 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋