Are they more fun than a barrel of regular monkeys?
2007-06-29 09:06:03 · 14 answers · asked by exert-7 7 in Sports ➔ Outdoor Recreation ➔ Fishing
Injun, I can't stop laughing after reading your response! OHH my sides hurt! You are ONE SALTY DOG, DAWG!
2007-06-29 10:11:18 · update #1
PMSL!!!!!!!!!!!! Still!
2007-06-29 10:40:59 · update #2
exert my friend me thinks those long days in the sun bass fishin have paid off!
You now are seein things correctly!
The proper way to catch sea monkys!
I usually troll for them at around 2 or 3 knot depending on tidal flows because they hang around beaches at this time of year feeding on sea banana's as stated by other posters!
But here is the trick to really loading the boat with them - I rub down with banana oil and troll nude while using berkley power monkey nibbles on very small duster rigs!
See you need to remove all forms of human odor because sea monkeys relate humans with danger because of the big commercial sea monkey trade with the Japanese fisherman.
I think they are using them as aphrodisiacs!
Ok back to trolling you need to do this at high noon when sea monkeys are on the strongest feeds and when bathers are plenty to stir up all the sea bananas that have wased ashore.
Now if you need you can sight fish for them I do this by leaning over the bow of my boat peering into the shallows looking for schools of them( secret method- look for mermaid droppings)!
But anyway if you would ever like to join me I will be glad to take you out and how to fish for them!
2007-06-29 10:06:45 · answer #1 · answered by Injun 6 · 10⤊ 0⤋
This is trickey but i can be done. What you have to do is get some sea bananas from the sea banana tree. this is a task in its own. Then you have to contact the jane goodall's sister jeene goodall she lives 20,000 leagues under the sea. she will lead you to the land of the seamonkeys where you put the sea bananas in a small monkey trap let it sit 24 hrs and tada sea monkies. beware though they throw sea feces.
wow injun LMAO that is the best thing ive heard all day
2007-06-29 16:13:09 · answer #2 · answered by Adam 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They can be hard to catch the best way to catch them is to ride a Sea Horse herd the monkeys up in a tight group ,and scoop them up with a fine meshed butterfly net.
Good Fishing Friend
2007-06-29 16:13:44 · answer #3 · answered by Brandon 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Injun,
You should take a break from the tackle store for awhile and write a few professional comedy skits. Ya' got quite an imagination ;). Thank ya's go out for givin' us all a good LOA'sO response for exert and my hat off to ya' ;)...
2007-06-30 00:18:05 · answer #4 · answered by FishSteelhead 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sea Bananas?
2007-06-29 16:08:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
i find barrel of monkeys fun but not as exciting as sea monkeys. plus the barrel always ends up giving them splinters.
2007-06-29 16:38:01 · answer #6 · answered by lil ol me 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think you can actually get sea monkeys out of regular water if you let it sit long enough... Just something I heard.
2007-06-29 16:09:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Dam Injun, you got me rolling that is funny as well as innovative.
2007-06-29 17:33:15 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, sea monkeys are cool, you can train them to go on Yahoo answers and ask stupid questions!!!!
2007-06-29 16:09:56 · answer #9 · answered by bucsfan 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You can shoot them with a shotgun (it's like shooting fish in a barrel, just aim carefully.)
2007-06-29 16:10:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋