A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to the gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at the woman and all of his professionalism goes out the window. He immediately asks her to undress. After she has disrobed, the doctor begins stroking her thigh.
"Do you know what I’m doing?" he asks.
"Yes," she replies. "You’re checking for any abrasions or abnormalities."
"That’s right," says the doctor. Emboldened, he then begins to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what I’m doing now?"
"You’re checking for any lumps or breast cancer," she replies.
"Correct," says the doctor. Deciding to go for broke, he mounts her and begins having sex with her. "Do you know what I’m doing now?"
"Yes," she says. "You’re getting herpes—which is what I came here about in the first place."
2007-06-29 08:56:26 · 24 answers · asked by Truth hurts 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha horny doctors
2007-06-29 09:49:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard this similar one long ago:
This very pretty blondie goes to the doctor claiming to have a fever.
The doctor asks her to put the thermometer under her tongue, but she refuses arguing, "I don't like anything put in my mouth.
The doctor tells here to put it under her armipits then, that would be about the same.
She refuses again telling him thsy this would tickle.
The doctor finally asks her to lie on her abdomen and let him insert it in her back hole as a last way.
She does so, but after a short while she says, "Ouch! That was not my *** hole doc!
And the doctor replies, "And that was not the thermometer either mam!
2007-06-29 16:24:16 · answer #2 · answered by Nader Ali 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Hahahaha that's what the doctor gets lol. No offense to anyone in the medical field though. =)
2007-06-29 15:59:48 · answer #3 · answered by Yvonne Cesaro 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Amusing.
2007-06-29 15:59:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-29 18:37:30 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess it's funny hahahaha
2007-06-29 16:01:29 · answer #6 · answered by Mee-Mee 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha funny
2007-06-29 16:32:39 · answer #7 · answered by nisha10mabry 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha, that's really funny. I like it.
2007-06-29 15:59:59 · answer #8 · answered by Angel 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Justice is served..
2007-06-29 16:46:04 · answer #9 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
classic
2007-06-29 16:33:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha that's funny that was funny!lmao that sucks!Karma!hahhahaha you get a star!
2007-06-29 16:01:04 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋