A city slicker shoots a duck out in the country. As he’s retrieving it, a farmer walks up and stops him, claiming that since the duck is on his farm, it technically belongs to him. After minutes of arguing, the farmer proposes they settle the matter "country style."
"What’s country style?" asks the city boy.
"Out here in the country," the farmer says, "when two fellers have a dispute, one feller kicks the other one in the balls as hard as he can. Then that feller, why, he kicks the first one as hard as he can. And so forth. Last man standin’ wins the dispute."
Warily the city boy agrees and prepares himself. The farmer hauls off and kicks him in the groin with all his might. The city boy falls to the ground in the most intense pain he’s ever felt, crying like a baby and coughing up blood. Finally he staggers to his feet and says, "All right, n-now it’s–it’s m-my turn."
The farmer grins. "Aw, hell, you win. Keep the duck."
2007-06-29 08:04:24 · 10 answers · asked by Truth hurts 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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MAN YOU SHOULD BE A COMEDIAN
do you mind if i tell that joke to my friends?
2007-06-29 08:09:26 · answer #1 · answered by firesigntoipod 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Farmers are mean. No more city-boy paid-out subsidies.
2007-06-29 15:42:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard that one before a couple times, but it's so great that I'm laughing again now! That one's classic...
2007-06-29 15:10:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here in rural Illinois, we actually DO that!!! (Not really, but we COULD. You've no idea how naive the Chicagoans are who come down here!)
2007-06-29 15:58:04 · answer #4 · answered by Sarrafzedehkhoee 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! I have heard it several times before! But it still makes me laugh my freakin' head off!!! A star for you!
2007-06-29 16:01:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-29 15:09:48 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA ... That's hilarious.. Good One
2007-06-29 15:11:39 · answer #7 · answered by SunShyne 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHA . LMAO. I'm starring that, fricking hilarious!
2007-06-29 15:10:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny!!
2007-06-29 15:15:08 · answer #9 · answered by Me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's happy
2007-06-29 15:10:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋