My wife is very banal and has brought Jesus Christ into our home. I consider her an average woman who I'm moderately happy to have in my life. She is a lucky woman.
My girlfriend is from Seoul on a work visa, and she is a devout Buddhist. You know, that "I love trees" sort of stuff with flowers and chanting. Whatever.
Anyway, I've been brought to both of these ladies through my relationship with Jesus Christ. He wanted me to have a male heir to my family business, and hopefully one of those ladies comes through big time. So far I'm 0 for 2.
I know my benign wife will baptize our child in the image of Jesus, but how can I convince my Korean temptress to reconsider her lifestyle and bring our child into the kingdom of the Lord?
Don't judge me! God loves me and thinks I'm a pretty good guy. Girls adore me and it's a fault I live with every day.
Good luck to you. :)
2007-06-29 07:34:17 · 55 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
The child of your wife is safe, for now anyway. So I would focus my attention on the Korean temptress. I would say you are getting yourself into a tricky spot. You are a married man sleeping with a woman who is here legally and you have impregnanted her. This leaves you very little wiggle room. The longer she is here, she will start to learn terms like child support and wage garnishment.
Here is what I would do. Be a very considerate and caring lover, so she suspects nothing. She is carrying your child, so for the next nine months at least, she is a precious vessel. Start investigating her visa, if it is valid and legal, find some drugs and bide your time.
If she works in a nail salon, chances are that her license to be a manicurist isn't valid. Or if she is a massuese, that's even better. In this country, a Korean massuesse is just another word for woman of the night. Just to be on the safe side, buy a large quanitity of drugs.
When the time is right, take your child from her for a "daytrip". Have INS on speedial. Call and report a Korean woman who is an illlegal massuesse and manicurist who has a large quantity of drugs. Also, call the local police. They will arrest her and charge her. She will be in a jail for a loooong time, after jail is deporation. Since you child will be American, you will automatically get custody. If she ever tries to fight you, she will have a record.
If you wife is so banal, she will except the raising of the little heathen into a Christian with not much arguement. Then both your children will be firm in their religion of Christ and you can find another Korean temptress to help distract you from your banal, although godly, wife.
2007-06-29 07:43:57 · answer #1 · answered by Whiskey Tango Foxtrot 4 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Wow, I think you meet the requirements for going into the Guinness Book of World Records as the winner under the category of "Biggest F'n *******"! You openly boast about cheating on your wife?! You should be nailed down to the floor on your knees begging God for forgiveness. Adultery is one of the biggest sins a human can commit, and you call yourself RELIGIOUS? Do you consider yourself to be God, because you're only serving yourself and your d*ck! I predict two broken relationships in your future plus two alimonies coming out of your every paycheck in the very near future. You're the worst version of a human being there is, and I hope that your two women soon find out about each other and plot together how to break your balls and then your heart. Congratulations, on the pregnancies!
2007-06-29 07:47:56 · answer #2 · answered by writeaway 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You made a mistake. Think about what your child will think when he sees that you violated God's word and broke your marriage vows just to make him be born. How will you bring him up in Jesus? You could apologize to your child and your wife and break up with your girlfriend. If your girlfriend takes your kid away or wants to give you the baby to raise on your own, then you can cross that bridge when you come to it. An even better idea is to divorce your wife and marry your girlfriend and make as much restitution to your wife as possible. She doesn't deserve someone who would hurt her in this way. She is NOT lucky! You don't love her so you might as well cut her loose so she can find someone that does appreciate her regardless of what you think of her. Oh yeah and you might as well start looking at adopting with all your bad luck. Do you deserve such a gift?
2007-06-29 07:43:08 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Do both of the women a favor and get out of their lives and leave the alone. You have no morals and shouldn't be raising any children. You certainly showed no respect for your "Buddhist" girlfriend by making fun of her religion. And then you talk of being moderately happy with your Christian wife. What kind of guy are you. How would you know what God thinks of you. Do you talk to him while making love to two different women. You need help.
2007-06-29 07:41:41 · answer #4 · answered by Jim San Antonio 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Wow. Dude. If you're so into Jesus then obviously you would have followed ALL of the 10 commandments, and not picked the ones you "liked".
The kids is hers, you're an adulterer, and she has just as much a right to raise her Buddist. Try dual religions, teaching the child both and letting him/her decide.
Does your WIFE know about your adulterous ways?
2007-06-29 07:40:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I have heard that sometimes people can mistake Satan's whisperings for the Holy Spirit. I think you may be one of those.
Jesus said," Ye have heard that it was said by them of old time, Thou shalt not commit adultery; but I say untio you, that whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her alredy in his heart. And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that they whole body should be cast into hell."
And in case you are a little too slow to catch the meaning here, Jesus is plainly saying that those who commit adultery will be cast into hell. No need for judgement here, you've already admitted that you committed adultery. So I can't see how it will matter to you if your son is baptized. It is not likely you will be seein ghim in heaven.
Your wife is not a lucky woman. I will pray for her.
2007-06-29 07:51:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds to me like the best solution is to go Mormon and convert the girls as well. That way you can all live happily under one roof as man and wives. And it's a sound financial move as well, consolidating the love nest and the family home. The savings should more than offset the increased tithe.
2007-06-29 08:00:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Pretty good guy? You are breaking your God's laws on marriage, which is supposed to be the most sanctified of unions.
I think you are a fool and I hope both of these women leave your sorry @ss and milk you of everything you got and more.
2007-06-29 07:38:08 · answer #8 · answered by Mike G 3 · 7⤊ 0⤋
dude..i've answered u questions before. if u r for real then i feel really sorry for u. If u r a Christian u would know that u are committing adultery and Jesus doesn't condone things of that nature.
So Good Luck to U
2007-06-29 07:38:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
you are not to religious to have a wife AND a girlfriend! You are braking the Commandments. You need a lot of help and I'm not judging you I know the Bible and its rules. You should read more.
2007-06-29 07:44:33 · answer #10 · answered by Heather W 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋