2007-06-29 07:00:04 · 21 answers · asked by I WALK FUNNY 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
It would be rated M for mature.
First you get drunk, then go "duck hunting". You'd only get bonus points for shooting people in the face, however. After all that drinking and shooting, they'd have a quick restroom stop where you'd use the constitution for toilet paper - then it's a quick trip to Torture City - where you'd get to apply thumb screws and water torture to people that fit a certain racial profile.
After which, you'd shred your ticket and have a 3 way with Karl Rove and Robert Novak.
2007-06-29 07:05:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 9⤊ 1⤋
If it's scary enough, it might give the Vice President a heart attack. (Yes, that's confusing, because he has no heart. Some mysteries go unsolved!)
When you get on, there would be a minimum height to get on the ride. Children not meeting the minimum height would be "detained" while the other kids get on the ride.
Then the ride would take off. Because it's not powered by the conventional third rail, but by the burning of lawbooks and baby bald eagles, you can roast marshmallows as the ride climbs the first big hill.
It gets funner. Now, when you think it's going to go one way, BAM -- it goes another. Of course, it always goes right. And at one turn, it spins you into an indoors part where you see (YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS) when you don't trust the executive branch. That's a really scary part -- anamatronic terrorists are kicking your grandma. (Your grandma is real, not anamatronic!)
But here's the best part. Just when you think the ride is in its last throws? It just keeps going.
NON STOP FUN!
2007-06-29 14:08:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
First of all,it would be owned and operated by Halliburton,using staff from Dubai who are actually employees of Israeli intelligence. It would keep veering off unexpectedly,just like his mouth and at the top there would be a huge Mt. Rushmore-type replica of Dubya with your cart or whatever going through the back of a hollow head and coming out the mouth,which would be only inches below a set of movable eyes with a hard,flinty look. No one could board without being accompanied by 12 responsible and dedicated neo-cons from ivy league backgrounds. Everyone would be required to wear helmets designed to look like oil derricks and at the end of the ride you would sweep into a reproduction of Jerusalem and as you glide to a halt be greeted by a weird crowd of Southern Baptists and Orthodox Jews,all of them in traditional native attire but actually robots made of cheap plastic,in other words indistiguishable from the real thing. Afterwards you get sick,and if you get sick enough you have to be flown by a private corporate jet - Halliburton's,naturally - for the only available antitidote,a week in Massachusetts with John Kerry.
2007-06-29 14:44:04 · answer #3 · answered by Maya 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
The ride would start and then there would be an announcement that "the ride will be over soon". The ride would then go on indefinitely
2007-06-29 14:06:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
While standing in line, they would feed you lies. The ride would cause nausea and chest pains and probably break down constantly due to neglect. Basically it would be a simulation of a ride through hell.
haha
2007-06-29 14:05:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, I was going to write an Answer, but OMG if I was Asker, I'd choose Breakfast Monkey's answer right NOW. LOLOLOL!!!
Awesome, it doesn't get any better than that!
Oh jeez I was wrong. Second Squirreling's burning of the lawbooks and baby eagles was classic. LOL!
EDIT: Oh yeah. Hey Maya! Kiss my Orthodox Jewish a**, you ignorant cow.
2007-06-29 14:09:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It would be a rollercoaster that went downhill, endlessly, while telling you it was going up. It would never go back up, but constantly put our reports that the passengers would be going back up shortly.
Last words before all goes dark, "No, I'm not pointing the gun at you, you're my friend for crying out loud!"
2007-06-29 14:07:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
everybody would get a blast of air shot on them with various other special effects to re-enact Cheney shooting that guy in the face. LOL
2007-06-29 14:03:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
A tour of what the Halliburton Corporation does!
2007-06-29 14:25:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You'd enter, get taken into a super secret prison for 5 years, and you wouldn't be "tortured".
2007-06-29 14:05:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋