A duck walks into a hardware store and asks the clerk "Excuthe me thir, do you have any gwapth?"
The clerk replies "No, this is a hardware store, we don't sell grapes." With that the little duck leaves.
The next day the duck comes back in and asks "Excuthe me thir, do you have any gwapth?"
To which the clerk again replies "No, this is a hardware store, we don't sell grapes." With that the little duck leaves.
The next day the duck comes back in and asks "Excuthe me thir, do you have any gwapth?"
At this point the clerk is getting very upset with this duck. He says "For the last time, this is a hardware store, WE DO NOT SELL GRAPES!!! If you ask me again, I'm going to staple your feet to the floor!!!" The little duck leaves.
The next day the little duck comes in again and asks "Excuth me thir, do you have any thtapleth?" The clerk replies "No I just sold the last box of staples" Then the little duck asks "Then do you have any gwapth?"
2007-06-29 06:59:10 · 8 answers · asked by passionatemilf 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha ha ha!!
2007-06-29 07:03:54 · answer #1 · answered by MoOnliGhtSeductress 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wonderful
2007-06-29 07:07:44 · answer #2 · answered by Titanic Fan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ive heard that one but it was a monkey in a bar aski8ng for bananas and the bartender said next time u ask im gunna nail you lips to the counter
2007-06-29 07:05:28 · answer #3 · answered by iM ME ™ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-19 04:21:09 · answer #4 · answered by serravalli 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-29 11:43:28 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny your joke. That duck was very stubborned .
I know people as stubborned as him.
2007-06-29 07:05:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny funny stuff.lololllolol u deserve a star
2007-06-29 07:15:45 · answer #7 · answered by Myisha B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great Great Great
2007-06-29 07:05:22 · answer #8 · answered by Rambooze 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋