2007-06-29 06:52:25 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
He accidentally shot his when he was a kid and it died.
2007-06-29 06:56:47 · answer #1 · answered by I WALK FUNNY 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Dick Cheney had a soul, but sometime around Vietnam he got drunk and shot it in the face.
2007-06-29 06:55:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
I think we have a Cheney question explosion coming on. I hope everyone joins us!!
Cheney has the anti-soul. It feeds off other souls. And...the former US constitution. And torture!
2007-06-29 06:55:33 · answer #3 · answered by Cindy Lou Who --P3D-- 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It's an evil soul
2007-06-29 06:55:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
He's a clone of Dr. Evil. Clones don't have souls.
2007-06-29 06:57:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Exchanged it for stock in Haliburton.
2007-06-29 07:09:52 · answer #6 · answered by Darth Cheney 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well, he's not human, so I don't see the point.
2007-06-29 06:55:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
He is actually an evil alien in disguise.
2007-06-29 06:57:38 · answer #8 · answered by in a handbasket 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the same way you explain all humans having brains.... and then bush! (jr. or sr. :) )
2007-06-29 06:57:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's a good Christian, now stop questioning authority!
2007-06-29 06:55:41 · answer #10 · answered by MetalMaster4x4 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋