Or He's travelling faster than the speed of light perhaps
2007-06-29 05:35:35 · 19 answers · asked by Steve Andrew M 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
What makes you think the heavens are up above ?
Maybe there another dimension
2007-06-29 05:39:23 · answer #1 · answered by pestie58 the spider hunter 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
He's travelling faster than light, and he will arrive around the time of that pervert Moses, and cause some real confusion.
If he had wanted to arrive in the future, he should have known enough to travel slower than light.
2007-06-29 12:41:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where does the bible say that he will surely come in the next couple of thousand years?
Maybe he has a Klingon cloaking device. Or maybe he's spirit, and thus not necessarily physically detectable.
2007-06-29 12:48:19 · answer #3 · answered by Deof Movestofca 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because being at the Right Hand of God in Heaven is not out in the Milky Way galaxy somewhere.
2007-06-29 12:39:40 · answer #4 · answered by evolver 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha.. Hes keeping it on the DL, as part of a Traveling Circus.
2007-06-29 12:41:04 · answer #5 · answered by akhar131313 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It is said many will mistake him for a commit or asteroid. How do you know they haven't seen him and just misinterpreted the information?
2007-06-29 12:41:01 · answer #6 · answered by saintrose 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
How do you keep from shorting out your keyboard. That much drool has to do some damage.
2007-06-29 12:38:50 · answer #7 · answered by Tzadiq 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He's right here hiding somewhere.
Maybe India or Mexico.. where people are more gullible to his magic tricks.
2007-06-29 12:40:17 · answer #8 · answered by X Theist 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
nope,its because those satellites are backed up by the u.s.,and we all know Jesus was a Jew.!
(well come to think of it......the u.s. backs up Jews too)
2007-06-29 12:40:12 · answer #9 · answered by babies_full_of_rabies 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's using a cloaking device.
2007-06-29 12:38:33 · answer #10 · answered by Purdey EP 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋