There are 4 people on a plane the pope, a pilot, the president, and a kid.The plane starts to go down and the pilot cant do anything!There are only 3 parachutes.The pilot takes the first one being as selfish as he is. The president takes the next one saying "I have to lead a country!". The pope tells the kid "you have a long life ahead of you you take the last parachute". Then the kids says. That's ok there are two more parachutes left.The pope looked puzzled.Then the kid says "There are 2 more because the president took my backpack!"
THE END
2007-06-29 05:10:19 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yeah, I would expect BUSH to do something so bone-brained.
2007-06-29 05:14:52 · answer #1 · answered by Sharon Newman (YR) Must Die 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2007-06-29 12:13:40 · answer #2 · answered by CNJ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
always funny
another joke:
An australian,a french man, an american and an iraqi are on a plane.It's crashing,and only 1 person can survive.
The australian jumps off and says "This is for my country!"
The french man jumps off and says ''This is for my country!"
The american pushes the iraqi off and says "This is for my country!"
2007-06-29 12:45:20 · answer #3 · answered by qųěęŋ ŏf ħęãŗţş 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've heard that one before but it's still good.
2007-06-29 12:13:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard that joke in 5th grade. But its still funny...
2007-06-29 12:12:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i am assuming it's BUSH who took the backpack.
LOL Ã
loved it! Ã
2007-06-29 12:16:32 · answer #6 · answered by DeBBie™ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahah, good one. It's f-u-n-n-y.
2007-06-29 12:23:38 · answer #7 · answered by mnmz4lyf 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah
2007-06-29 12:13:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
as long as the president is Bush, then its HIALRIOUS!!!!!!
2007-06-29 12:12:46 · answer #9 · answered by STrawberry 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
heeheehee!
2007-06-29 13:07:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋