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The next time a door knocker rocks up, I intend to ready with printouts on the lack of evidence for Jesus having ever existed and a comparison between Jesus and other dudes like Horus.

My hope is to break through and cause whoever it is to, not just question their faith, but what it is built upon.

Do you think I'll have any luck?

Will I succeed in getting the person to think for themselves, or will they run back to their church with the literature and decide that I'm the spawn of satan?

Will they just mark me off on their "Stay Away" map?

Have people that do door knocking encountered much of that sort of thing?

2007-06-29 05:08:37 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

15 answers

This is how easy it can be.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBj21x2AnSc

2007-06-29 05:13:33 · answer #1 · answered by Reported for insulting my belief 5 · 2 0

I would tell them that if they will listen to you talk about how you love to worship Satan for one hour then you will listen to them talk about God for 10 minutes and 10 minutes only. I"ll bet you anything they wont go for that. And I'm not saying that you are a devil worshiper, I'm just saying it'll scare them off. Oh and tell them you are the president of the Gay's for Satan. Then tell them that you've spoken with the Satan high priest and he suggest that they not knock on your door again. That should do it. If it doesn't nothing will and then you'll have to tell them your calling the cops for harassment. Good Luck

2007-06-29 05:17:40 · answer #2 · answered by Kristy 4 · 2 0

Not very easy, although it is possible. The problem was when a friend of mine did that, it was a young girl and she ends up crying. He really didn't have that much fun.

They didn't come back though. So it could be worth it.

2007-06-29 05:22:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I've politely asked them about various inconsistencies and flat out silly stuff in the buybull..but theyre so brainwashed..you really cant break through..unless you play a satanist..invite them in and have a bunch of satanic stuff in your place......that might trip them up

2007-06-29 12:01:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

These three things work and are proven...
#1... Release the hounds.... They are scared to death of dogs for some reason..

#2.... Set your sprinkler timer on for extremly early on a Saturday morning... You screw up their hair, tey go home..

#3... This is my favorite one... Tell them.."Sure you can tell me all about your Jesus, if I can tell you about mine frst...

Good luck..

Oh there is a #4 to do if none of the above work.. Answer the door naked..

2007-06-29 05:13:22 · answer #5 · answered by AlleycatJo 5 · 5 0

You know how easy it is? My husband was making dinner one night (cutting the meat to cook it) , when some Mormons knocked on the door. He answered the door with the bloody knife in hand , and when they started in on their spiel, he invited them in to worship The Master and told them that he had a goat on the fire.

They never came back.

2007-06-29 05:17:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

I reckon you have as much chance of changing their minds as they have of changing yours lol! We all believe what makes sense to us but I guess if I said I was a Witch they might not linger. Or would they try to save my soul? Interesting question.

2007-06-29 05:15:40 · answer #7 · answered by hedgewitch18 6 · 0 0

They would **** their pants and then do exactly as you said, run to their pastor, who would then guide them in orwellian doublethink allowing them to brainwash themselves back into faith.

2007-06-29 05:12:12 · answer #8 · answered by PoseidenNeptuneReturns 4 · 3 0

Excellent plan

2007-06-29 05:19:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

I approach them with kindness in telling them I am already saved and nothing they say can convince me otherwise...

2007-06-29 05:12:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Well, as a Christian, I'd say most Christians wouldn't be able to defend their faith.

Good luck with the Horus story since it has been proven to have been reshapen by the atheistic mindset trying to disprove God.

2007-06-29 05:12:54 · answer #11 · answered by Mr. A 4 · 2 6

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